GHOUL GUIDE

Sorry this is a bit late. I had to pick up my son, Matt. He had a flat tire on a deserted road. No one was around. He got smart-mouthed with me and I took the tire iron to the back of his head. The brains splattered all over the side of the car. Now I have to hose it down. I took him to the neighbors barn and ran him throught the wood chipper. His frickin’ teeth just would not grind up. I had to put them in my pocket. Maybe I’ll put them in his baby book.

Here’s the Ghoul Guide for Sunday & early Monday!

Oprah got a kindle!

For the Kids:

ABC Family:

7pm: “Beetlejuice” (1988)

9pm: “Poltergeist” (1982)

Disney:

9pm: “HalloweenTown 2: Kalabar’s Revenge” (2001)

Now for the Hardcore Horror:

EXTR: 6:30pm: “The Blair Witch Project”

Encore Mystery: “Seven” (1995)

SoapNet: 8pm: “My Boyfriend’s Back” (1993)

CHILL:

9pm: “Salem’s Lot” (1979)

10am (monday): “Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh” (1995)

SciFi:

3pm: “Cursed” (2005)

5pm: “Cabin Fever” (2002)

7pm: “Jeepers Creepers II” (2003)

9pm: “The Pumpkin Karver” (2006)

11pm: “Route 666″ (2001)

1am (monday): “In the Mouth of Madness” (1995)

3am: “Curse of the Talisman” (2001)

AMC:

8pm: “Panic Room” (2002)

2am (monday): “Pet Sematary II” (1992)

4am: “Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte” (1965) Bette Davis classic.

7am: “Damien: Omen II” (1978)

9:30am: Omen III: The Final Conflict”

Noon: “American Werewolf in London” (1981)

2pm: “Tales from the Crypt” The Bordello of Blood” (1996) Dennis Miller!

That’s it kids. Now I have to go & spread Matt over the garden. He’ll make great fertilizer.

love

Big Booty Chooch