I watched “50 Cent: The Power & The Money”, on MTV (10pm tonight), and I was pleasantly surprised. I expected 50 to be acting all mogul-like. Hell no, he’s way better than “The Donald”. He made Puff Diddy’s (or Pee Daddy’s) show look childish. He had his wannabes “turn shit into sugar” for money! How awesome is that! The man has the right idea. Teach these dweebs to work hard, like he did & someday they can have their own reality show. It’s the American Dream. Shall we jump…………..
I know some people who could use a week or so with 50.
Those bitches on “Private Practice” are the biggest busybodies I’ve ever seen. These scags can’t keep their noses out of anybody’s business, especially their patients. If I had a doctor like them, I’d be rich, cuz I’d totally sue their fat asses. I LOVE this show!
It’s just too bad that “Pushing Daisies” is doomed. I just love the whole whimsical premise. Touching dead people never looked so fun. Ned can’t make Charlie die if he wears a condom, right?
Brittany “McKey” Sullivan is “America’s Next Top Model”! She beat out Samantha, by being able to climb a pink hill & “show face” as Tyra said. She’ll get to be on the cover of “Seventeen” magazine & has a $100,000 Covergirl contract. Not to shabby for a skinny tomboy from Illinois. But the real winner is Isis King. She gets a new snatch just for entering the contest.
Ok, let’s move on to tonight’s schedule.
“Ugly Betty” at 8pm.(new) Can they possible put anymore clothes on Betty at once.
“Grey’s Anatomy” at 9pm. (new)
“Life on Mars” at 10pm. (new) I caught up with this show & my 70′s haze is clearing now. I think this show is going somewhere.
“Survivor: Gabon” at 8pm. (new) Will Randy revolt or just be revolting?
“CSI” at 9pm. (new) The ‘minature killer’ is back. They are really milking this theme.
“Eleventh Hour” at 10pm. (new)
“My Name is Earl” at 8pm. (new) They should rename it “My Name is Joy”. I hate that overbearing scene-stealer.
“Kath & Kim” at 8:30pm. (new) With so many good shows getting cancelled & this remains on, is just mind boggling.
“The Office” at 9pm. (new)
“30 Rock” at 9:30pm. (new) Steve Martin is the ‘celebrity of the week’.
“ER” at 10pm. (new) Please get this show over with. Bring on Carter.
“Kitchen Nightmares” at 8pm. (new) & 9pm. (repeat) Pig-sty plus Cops equals entertainment. Yes?
“Smallville” at 8pm. (new)
“Supernatural” at 9pm. (new)
“Speeders” at 8pm. (new)
“Speeders Fight Back” at 8:30pm. (new)
“Smoking Gun Presents: World’s Dumbest Criminals” at 9pm. (new)
“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” at 10pm. (new)
“Testees” at 10:30pm. (new)
“How Stuff Works” at 8pm. (new) Turkey: From the egg to your table!
“Destroyed in Seconds” at 9pm.
“Storm Chasers” at 10pm.
“50 Cent: The Power & The Money” at 10pm. (new)The two teams have to promote a rap artist. Check out Cherie’s hip hop recap after the show.
“Cathouse: What’s on the Menu?” at 11pm. (new) Visiting the Moonlite Bunny Ranch & learning how to order what you want. Totally educational!
“Unexplained with George Noory” at 11pm. (new) Vampires & time travel. He should work for “Heroes”.
“Top Chef” at 8 & 9pm. (repeats of season opener & Wed. episode) Good thing, because I forgot to record it last night.
“Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style” at 10pm. (new)
“Dear Food Network” at 9pm. Thanksgiving leftovers! Bobby Flay, Guy Fieri, & Sunny Anderson tell you what to do with the squash.
“LA Ink” at 10pm. (new)
“Vegas Revolutions” at 10pm. Checking out the culinary choices. Those all-you-can-eat prime rib buffets! I told ya!
“Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” at 10pm. (new) Gary’s upset because he didn’t get time & a half for working the weekend.
That’s about it for tonight. There is one movie of interest. It’s the holiday season’s first adaption of “A Christmas Carol” on ABC Family at 7pm. It stars Tori Spelling as the female Scrooge. Gary Coleman is the ghost of Christmas past & William Shatner is the ghost of Christmas present. Sure to be a classic.
See you tomorrow.