It’s Official… Jeff & Jordan are Racing….

Sightings of Big Brother 11 sweethearts Jeff Schroeder & Jordan Lloyd at LAX, with backpacks, caused rumors to spread that they were on the Amazing Race. Well CBS has made it official. They are one of 11 teams racing around the world for $1 million. Jordan has already won $1 million on BB11. The couple became quite cozy during their three-month stay in the house, but Jordan never let Jeff “bugger” her. It was a promise she made to her grandparents to not have sex on TV & she kept it! Isn’t that different. Here is the full list of teams….

Caite Upton (20) & Brent Hume (28), both from South Carolina. She’s the former beauty queen, famous for screwing up a geography question & becoming an overnight YouTube celebrity because of it. She wants to redeem herself & prove she’s not a dumbass. Her BF is a model, so these are the “pretty” ones. I’m sure their vanity will create some great moments.

Louis Stravatol (47) & Michael Naylor (45) are from Providence, RI & their profession is sleuthing. They are undercover detectives. Does that mean “narcs”? They packed way too many clothes & admit to ditching most of it along the way.

Steve Smith (57) & Allie Smith (23) are this seasons father/daughter team. They are both residents of Encinitas, CA. He’s a pro baseball coach, so I’m sure he’ll be barking orders for her to “suck it up” & “walk it off”! Expect tears from this pair.

Two moms, Monique Pryor (39) from NJ & Shawne Morgan (39) from MD. are both attorneys so we can hopefully get lots of arguing from them, with each pleading their case to Phil on the pit-stop mat.

Brothers Jet McCoy (30) & Cord McCoy (29) are real live bull-riding cowboys from Oklahoma. With names like Jet & Cord, what else could they be… gay? “We ride bucking bulls and horses,” said Jet. “If we’re gonna be intimidated, it’s not by another team.” Cord added: “I can ride a horse as fast as they can go,”

The typical married couple is Adrian (40) & Dana (39) Davis from Arlington, Texas. It didn’t say what they do for a living. I wonder if he sells propane & propane accessories & she’s a substitute teacher?

Jody Kelly (71) & Shawna Foster (22) are grandma & granddaughter from Georgetown, TX. Grandma is a personal trainer, so it sounds like she’ll probably keep up with the pack, unless her granddaughter’s a fat-ass. Now that would be awesome, kinda like “Amazing Race meets Biggest Loser”.

Carol Rosenfeld (47) & Brandy Snow (40) are BFF’s from LA. Brandy’s an actress & Carol’s a consultant. I’m betting that this is the first team to be eliminated. They just sound to boring to stay. That is unless Brandy’s a porn star…

Joe (42) & Heidi (37) Wang are the other married team. Joe sells software & they live in El Segundo, CA. I predict that these are the two that do all the bickering & get lost alot. I love them already!

….and our last pair is another brother team. Dan Pious (24) & Jordan (22) Pious are from Barrington, RI. One’s a financial advosor & the other is a strategic consultant. I don’t even know what that means. They must be this year’s dork team. Maybe we’ll get some laughs out of their geeky ways, kinda like “Big Bang Theory Meets Amazing Race”.

Well, there’s our teams. Oh & one last thing…For the first time, when the teams departed “The Amazing Race” starting line, they have to rely solely on public transportation – no rental cars, no taxis – to make their way from downtown Los Angeles to the airport, a world-class challenge in itself. I can’t wait for the race to begin!

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