Man, Oh Man, It’s Monday.

It’s frickin’ Monday already. Where the hell did the weekend go? I’m a little burnt out on TV, but one of the best moments in viewing was going to New Zealand and meeting Phil’s dad on the “Amazing Race”. Can it get any better than that? Yes it can. I’ll tell ya after the jump……

Monday Constipation

OMG you guys!!! My trifecta night was a WINNER!! “Mad Men” finally gave me something I wanted. I know who Don & Dick are now & I have to say, I like Dick. Peter chucked that chicken right off the balcony & Peggy moved up a notch & Joan got knocked down a notch.

“Dexter” didn’t kill anyone this week, but he sure did learn how to be sweet, didn’t he. I love his proposal to Rita. The fact that he can pull all these strings is gonna come back on him & I can’t wait to see how he manipulates the truth once again.

Last, but far from least, “True Blood”. This show just never stops. It just keeps going & when it ends, you just get so upset, because you want more! Lafayette is fast becoming my favorite on the show. Don’t you just love him too? Two new terms: Fangbanger” & “unboyfriendable”.

Onward to Monday night. By the way, does anyone miss “Monday Night Football”? I didn’t think so….

ABC:

“Dancing With the Stars” at 8pm. I’m hoping Susan Lucci really sucks tonight. She needs to go back to daytime TV, where she belongs.

“Samantha Who?” at 9:30pm. (new)

“Boston Legal” at 10pm. (new)

CBS:

“Big Bang Theory” at 8pm. (new) Check out Chuck Lorre’s “vanity card” at the end of each show.

“How I Met Your Mother” at 8:30pm. (new)

“Two & 1/2 Men” at 9pm. (new) Also has a Chuck Lorre “VC” at the end.

“CSI: Miami” at 10pm. (new)

NBC:

“Chuck” at 8pm. (new)

“Heroes” at 9pm. (new) All this back & forth to the past to change the future doesn’t seem to be working. Maybe the writers will make up something new this week to make us forget that they don’t have a clue what they are writing about.

“My Own Worst Ememy” at 10pm. (new) The season premiere was awesome. I loved it. Henry & Edward make a great team, even thought they both don’t want to. This is the one to watch!

FOX:

“Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles” at 8pm. (new)

“Prison Break” at 9pm. (new)

CW:

“Gossip Girl” at 8pm. (new)

“One Tree Hill” at 9pm. (new)

MTV:

“The Hills” at 10pm. (new)

“The Hills: After Show” at 10:30pm. (new)

TNT:

“The Closer” at 9pm. (new)

“”Raising the Bar” at 10pm. (new)

TLC:

“Little People: Big World” at 8 & 8:30pm. (new) Matt is going to spend more money. He better sell alot of pumpkins this season. If you go to his website, you can buy his dirt for $7 a jar.

“Tom & Kate Plus 8″ at 9 7 9:30pm. (new) They’re gonna take all those kids to a baseball game. Wouldn’t you hate to be in the seats behind them.

“17 & Counting” at 10pm. (new) It’s that Duggar family that made news last year when the wife popped out kid #15. They’re worse than my cat.

VH1 has 2 new shows premiering tonight.

“Real Chance of Love” at 9pm. (new show & season premiere) Two brothers pick 7 girls each out of a herd of 17 & start swooning them with their manly-ness…. or something like that.

“Scream Queens” at 10pm. (new show & season premiere) Ten actresses are trying to win a role on the movie “SAW VI”. Their first challenge is to beg for their life to a chainsaw-welding boogyman. Screams galore!!! I think I’ll like this one. All those girls trying to act. It’ll be like watching “Desparate Housewives”.

My pick for the evening is “My Own Worst Enemy” with Christian Slater. It’s an action-packed, futuristic-type, drama with a twist & Slater plays two different roles perfectly. Oh, and it has Jimmy from “Yes Dear” as his side-kick. It’s kinda hard to get used to seeing him without his baseball hat.

See ya Tuesday.

love

chooch