The networks are already shoving the holidays down our throats! I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I can take two months of ‘holiday cheer’. It’s insane, I tell ya! Not only do we have to put up with it in the stores, but the political commercials have been replaced with department store sales of up to 50% off all holiday sweaters. “Holiday in Handcuffs” on ABC Family, tonight at 9pm, is one of the first, of many, bringing on this joyous season. Can’t we get through Thanksgiving before the guilt, of not having the money to buy Matty a “WII” for Christmas, is forced upon me!!! It makes me want to jump…….
I’ve been so busy! I haven’t had time to watch any shows from Sunday’s line-up except “The Amazing Race” and once again, it was amazing!! I love when they make the racers eat nasty food, especially goat butts! Being vegetarian really put a halt to Terence’s idea of getting ahead with the ‘fast forward’. “MOOOO!”
Let’s get to Monday night’s offerings, shall we…….
For those who may have missed it. (here4beer)
BRAVO is repeating it’s season opener of “Top Chef” at 8pm tonight.
“Dancing with the Stars” at 8pm. (new) We are down to the semi-finals. Go Warren! Beat that skinny Brooke.
“Samantha Who?” at 9:30pm. (new) Remind me what this show’s about. I’ve forgotten. (I know, lame joke)
“Boston Legal” at 10pm. (new) Guest star, Cheri Oteri (SNL), claims she was fired from her job for voting for John McCain.. A scene referring to the actual winner, Obama, was spliced into the final edit.
“The Big Bang Theory” at 8pm. (new)
“How I Met Your Mother” at 8:30pm. (new)
“Two & 1/2 Men” at 9pm. (new)
“Worst Week” at 9:30pm. (new) Fred Willard is Sam’s dad. It was pointed out to me that this show is “Meet the Parents” in disguise.
“CSI: Miami” at 10pm. (new) Their 150th episode. Does that mean Horatio has peered over those sunglasses 150 times?
“Chuck” at 8pm. (new)
“Heroes” at 9pm. (new) Please don’t let this episode be stupid.
“My Own Worst Enemy” at 10pm. (new) Not long for this world, I’m afraid. Catch it before it’s cancelled. See if you can tell Henry from Edward. If one is getting laid by the wife, it’s probably Edward.
“Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles” at 8pm. (new)
“Prison Break” at 9pm. (new) Possibly another doomed show.
“Gossip Girl” at 8pm. (new) It’s Thanksgiving. (CW is thankful for this show)
“One Tree Hill” at 9pm. (new) This episode was written by Chad Michael Murray from the cast.
“Extreme Bodies” at 9pm. (season premiere) Obesity & what it’s doing to me!
“Extreme Bodies” at 10pm. (new) Conjoined twins are studied.
“5 Years on Mars” at 8pm. (new) What started out as a one-week study is still going five years later.
“Direct From the Moon” at 9pm. (new) New HD footage of the moon’s surface are viewed with Astronaut Buzz Aldrin.
“Giant Crystal Cave” at 10pm. (new) Mexican cave full of huge crystals. (not meth.)
“Dear Food Network” at 9pm. Viewers share their Thanksgiving disasters with Guy Fieri, Tyler Florence, & Michael Symon. My biggest Turkey Day disaster was buying 3 fresh, 40 lb turkeys from the Amish & they didn’t fit in the f*cking oven!
“Einstein” at 9pm. (new) A look at the scientist’s life from 1879-1955 & his difficulties in presenting his theory of relativity to the science world. You should make the kids watch this one.
“The Hills” at 10pm. (new)
“The Hills Aftershow” at 10:30pm. (new)
(This seems to be the only show MTV has going for it anymore.)
“Little People, Big World” at 8 & 8:30pm. (new) Matt’s still building his mansion.
“Jon & Kate Plus 8″ at 9pm. (new)
“Twins, Twins, & Sextuplets” at 10pm. (new)
“Real Chance of Love” at 9pm. (new)
“Scream Queens” at 10pm. (new) Definitely a “Check it Out” show.
There are a few movies if you don’t want to watch any of my other offerings.
TCM: “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” at 9pm (1939) Charles Laughton
AMC: “The Last Samurai” at 8pm. (2003) Tom Cruise
ABCF: “Holiday in Handcuffs” at 9pm. (2007) Melissa Joan Hart & Mario Lopez
I’m watching “DWTS”, and the CBS line-up. I will record “Heroes” and hope it’s good.