TV Patrol: Monday Mayhem

Check out tonight’s goodies after the jump!

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There are three debuts tonight. The Closer returns on TNT at 9pm. This first episode ties up some cliffhangers left at the first part of the season. Frances Sternhagen and Barry Corbin appear again as Brenda’s parents.

This is followed by the series debut of Trust Me at 10pm. Eric McCormick & Tom Cavanagh are BFF’s running an ad agency. This is suppose to be a one-hour drama, but the promos make it out to be more of a comedy. I’m holding out on this one. I think it’s gonna bomb though.

One Way Out has it’s series debut (I love that word, Debut!) on DSC at 9pm. (another one following at 9:30pm). Escapologist Jonathan Guy & his buddies attempt to prove that he can & will escape from any situation including being put in a box with over 200,000 pissed off bees & placed on top of a running washing machine. He will also have a scorpion put in his mouth & have it duct taped shut. He also checks out extreme cold stunts. Watch out David Blaine. This dude is out to make you look like a dumbass.

CBS has opted once again to repeat it’s Monday night line-up. It’s probably got nothing to worry about anyways.

Charlie’s just biding his time tonight.

NBC has the the season finale of SuperStars of Dance at 8pm. Did anyone watch this? I don’t even know who’s in the running to win this thing. There was too much going on for me & all those judges were unnecessary.

Part #2 & the conclusion of The Last Templar airs at 9pm.

House airs it’s 99th episode tonight onFOX at 8pm. Cuddy gives her House-sitting job to Cameron. They’ve all but written Wilson out of this show & where’d that private eye go? I liked him. At least Hugh Laurie won the SAG Award last night for ‘Best Dramatic Actor’. Cudos for that, but he still didn’t shave!

24 follows on FOX at 9pm. Keifer Sutherland is contemplating whether to continue with the show after “Day #8″ (season 8), when his contract runs out. He seems to think it’s all got to end sometime. He may be right.

The CW has repeats of Gossip Girl & One Tree Hill at 8 & 9pm.

ABC has The Bachelor at 8pm. The nine wannabes are split up, doing different things after a joint singing contest. Six go to the set of General Hospital with Jason & one gets a rose. Two others, later, go for a luxury ride in a Bentley where one gets kicked to the curb, rose-less!

They should all get one of these.

If you’ll notice, there is no Samantha Who?. The Bachelor will take over her time slot till it’s finale. Samantha Who? returns on 3/25. It will be following a new sitcom, In the Motherhood starring Megan Mullally, Cheryl Hines & Jessica St. Clair. This show is adapted from an internet series of the same name. Both shows will then move to Thursday nights, taking Ugly Betty’s time slot. So where will Ugly Betty be? ABC says that she will be back sometime in June!! Things aren’t looking good for either of our ABC girls. Samantha & Betty seem to be in trouble!

ABC also has True Beauty at 10pm. The obnoxious self-involved group must now do a photo shoot, each with there own old person. The elderly can be way more insensitive than this group. I know cuz I’m old. I think I’ll watch this one!

A&E has a new Intervention at 9pm. Anthony has some serious drug AND alcohol problems. Sounds like some people I know.

ABCFamily has Secret Life of an American Teen at 8pm. Amy finds out whether the baby’s a boy or a girl tonight.

Kyle XY is at 9pm. This episode is called “Electric Kiss”. I wonder if Kyle tries to kiss Amanda?

BRAVO finally has a new episode of Inside the Actor’s Studio at 8pm. We get to spend two hours with Conan O’Brien. I love Conan, don’t get me wrong, but what the hell is James Lipton going to talk to him about for that frickin’ long. Is BRAVO running out of real STARS to have on the show?

MTV is airing Real World: Brooklyn at 8pm. It looks like maybe there will be some ‘hooking-up’ going on tonight! Bromance is at 9pm. Brody suckers the last 4 BFF’s into putting on nut-crunching super tight jeans & walking a runway. Then the producers throw in 2 Playboy Playmates later, so the show doesn’t look so gay!

There is also new episodes of The City at 10pm & Daddy’s Girls at 10:30pm.

That’s enough for me. I’m not sure yet what I’m watching, but I am going to check out True Beauty. See ya tomorrow!

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