Monday: Molly or Melissa?

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By Chooch | Monday, March 2, 2009 | 10:47 am | 1 Comments

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It’s the season finale of The Bachelor tonight & ABC is trying to throw one last twist into the mix. Will this change everything?? Let’s dish after the jump………….

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Melissa: 3-1 odds ….. Molly: 33-1 odds
Tonight at 8pm, the 13th season of The Bachelor comes to an end. Jason has to decide between Melissa & Molly. Public polls are predicting Melissa as the odds-on favorite to win. I, on the other hand, find Molly to be the perfect match for our handsome dad. Of course, there’s that twist! Bringing back 2008 Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas is just filler for this two-hour finale. It gives Jason the chance to tell DeAnna to kiss his ass. I’m hoping he gives her what she deserves & it’s not all nicey-nice crap.

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Do we even remember these two?
Jason plans to spend one last night wining & dining the two finalists before leaving New Zealand. Whoever puts out will get the rose is my thinking. He lets them both meet his little boy Ty, telling him that they are just applicants for the new maid. I think they should meet his ex, have a little dinner with her & get the scoop on just how it really was with Jason. Now that would be REAL reality TV. In the end, one of them gets a $68,000 ring that they can hock in a few months.
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Jason got it from DeAnna. (that’s the real reason she was there).
Don’t forget, at 10pm, it’s The Bachelor: After the Final Rose where Jason, Melissa & Molly sit around and reminience about what a blast they had together. Oh, and if you haven’t had enough “Bachelor” just tune in tomorrow (Tuesday), same bat-time (10pm), same bat-channel (ABC) for The Bachelor: After the Final Rose for a little reunion with the all the girls again. The difference is, we get updates on everybody!!! Maybe we’ll find out if “Jilted Jillian” will be our next Bachelorette!

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I’ll make him regret jilting me!
One more thing kids. Jason will be on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight at 12:05am for his first interview since the finale. Does anyone think he’s still engaged. Kate from LOST is also a guest & New Kids on the Block are jammin’.

A couple of more things for tonight. A 3rd season of Rules of Engagement begins at 9:30pm on CBS, taking over Worst Week‘s time slot. I was surprised to see this show back on the air. I thought it had been cancelled. Maybe next season.
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Yep, David Spade still has a job.
Now that The Closer has had it’s finale, it’s time to bring on it’s sister show, Saving Grace. This is the 2nd season for Grace on TNT at 10pm. Tonight’s show promises to be a real nail-biter & has Christina Ricci as Grace’s new partner who is helping to hunt down a serial killer. Leon is still on death-row awaiting exectution & angel Earl nags Grace to help the guy.

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Ashes to ashes….. Dust in my crotch…..
That’s all I have kids. I’ll be back on Wednesday. Hope you are too! Oh, & did anyone watch Celebrity Apprentice last night. I don’t know which was worse, listening to Andrew Dice Clay or looking at Joan River’s face. On thing’s for sure, I’m so glad Clay is gone. That asshole is a legend in his own mind. Ughhh! I think I’m going to like this season!

love

chooch

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I'm a retired barwhore, who owned a drinking establishment for 20+ years. I've seen it all & done alot of it myself. I AM TV Patrol! I keep you all informed on new shows, specials, cancellations & the Nielson Ratings. I also contribute to "About Last Night". Award shows & the red carpet fashions in "Fashiongasm" are also on my agenda. I'm an expert in television viewing & I'm not afraid to voice my opinion about what sucks or doesn't suck on TV. Oh... and I'm always right.

One Comment

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    flipit
    Posted March 2, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    “she’s a smart girl trapped inside a pretty face and body.”

    hahahah you gotta love joan rivers!! she was killing me on that show. i am sucked in. dammit! love ya choocher!

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