TV Patrom: Monday: “The Age of Confusion.”

“When the moon is in the Seventh House

and Jupiter aligns with Mars

Then peace will guide the planets

And love will steer the stars…..”

This is what I think of when I see the previews for “Heroes” tonight on NBC at 9pm. Maybe it should be “….ashes, ashes, we all fall down!” instead. Our ‘heroes’ loose their mojo, and then where does it go from here? I’m so confused! Let’s jump right into it……

I’m not thrilled with tonight’s TV fare. Not alot of interesting choices. I guess I’m just coming down off my high from last night’s orgy full of visionary wonders. I’m still quivering from the after-effects!

Oh Lord! “Dexter” on ShowTime, has gotten himself into more than I can handle! He’s just got to get rid of Miguel. The man is going to take my ‘hero’ down. I’m thrilled with this season’s storyline. I thought the addition of Jimmy Smit was a mistake, but it’s turned this chapter of Dexter’s life into an ‘edge of your seat’ thriller. I’m just afraid it’s all going to end too soon. His sister’s screentime isn’t even that annoying at the moment. Who knew tandom killing could be so entertaining.

“True Blood” had it’s finale on HBO last night, and I was totally disappointed. Maybe I expected too much. Of course I expected too much!! This show has kept me wound up tighter than gay V-Eddie in the lawnchair. It has had more visual & mental intensity in it’s first season, then I’ve seen in a long time. The final episode had none of that. It fell flat & the last 5 minutes seemed like an afterthought, thrown in because they decided to produce a second season. I can only hope they bring back that energy next time. One good thing, “Big Love” will return in January!! Yay, bring on the polygamists!

“Dancing with the Stars” is coming to an end. Tonight Warren, Brooke, & Lance need to ‘bring it on’ for our votes. Tomorrow, the winner will walk away with a huge mirror ball!!! What the hell is ABC going to do with these two prime time slots after this is all over? They’re cancelling shows left & right, so what’s left?

Let’s get to tonight’s fodder…..

ABC:

“Dancing with the Stars” at 8pm. This is the final dancing for the 3 remaining stars. They are all going to dance the “Samba”(I hate this dance) to the same song. It will be one continuous dance, with each team inter-switching, one at a time. Then they will each perform their “Free-Style” dance. The winner of the little kid’s dancing will be awarded tonight.

“Samantha Who?” at 9:30pm. (new)

“Boston Legal” at 10pm. (new) Thanksgiving at Shirley’s house.

CBS:

“Big Bang Theory” at 8pm. (new) Leonard continues to see Sara Rue, but I’m sure Sheldon will take center stage somehow.

“How I Met Your Mother” at 8:30pm. (new) People naked on couches.

“Two & a Half Men” at 9pm. (new) Michael Clark Duncan squeezes Charlie’s head till his eyes pop out.

“Worst Week” at 9:30pm. (new) Should be “Worst Wedding” for this episode.

“CSI: Miami” at 10pm. (new) Cops & robbers.

NBC:

“Chuck” at 8pm. (new)

“Heroes” at 9pm. (new) The eclipse has come and now our ‘heroes’ have no powers. I’m really hoping this is worth watching tonight.

“My Own Worst Enemy” at 10pm. (new) I’m seeing this one till it’s end.

FOX:

“Terminator: The Sarah Connors Chronicles” at 8pm. (new)

“Prison Break” at 9pm. (new)

CW:

“One Tree Hill” at 8pm. (repeat) & 9pm. (new)

MTV:

“The Hills” at 10pm. (new)

“The Hills Aftershow” at 10:30pm. (new)

DSC:

“UFO’s Over Earth” at 9 & 10pm. (both new)

truTV:

“Operation Repo” at 10 & 10:30pm. (both new)

HISTORY:

“Modern Marvels” at 8pm. (new) It’s all about the Turkey.

E!:

“20 Most Horrifying Hollywood Murders” at 8pm. I bet OJ & Charlie Manson are at the top of the list.

“”The Soup Presents” at 10pm. (new) Cold Turkey: Shows We Can’t Quit! Tyra’s in there somewhere.

NGC:

“Unabomber: The Secret History” at 8pm. Wasn’t he just a psycho in a cabin?

“Locked Up Abroad” at 9pm.

“Taboo” at 10pm. (new)

TLC:

“Little People Big World” at 8 & 8:30pm. (new)

“Jon & Kate Plus 8″ at 9 & 9:30 pm. (new)

“17 & Counting at 10 & 10:30pm.

TRAVEL:

“Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations” at 8 & 10pm.

“Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern” at 9pm.

VH1:

“Real Chance of Love” at 9pm. (new)

“Scream Queens” at 10pm. (new)

Our Holiday movies for the evening are:

ABCF:

“A Holiday to Remember” at 7pm. (1995) Randy Travis

“Unlikely Angel” at 9pm. (1996) Dolly Parton

HALLMARK:

“All I Want for Christmas” at 9pm. (2007) Gail O’Grady

Other Movies:

AMC:

“Million Dollar Baby” at 8pm. (2004) Hillary Swank & Clint Eastwood

CINAMAX:

“Disturbia” at 8pm. (2007) Shia LaBeouf

HBO:

“Alvin & the Chipmunks” at 8pm. (2007) Jason Lee (winner of AMA’s Best Soundtrack)

TCM:

“The Paradine Case” at 8pm. (1947) Gregory Peck

TMC:

“World Trade Center” at 8pm. (2006) Nicolas Cage

My picks for this evening are “DWTS”, “Heroes” & “Big Bang Theory”. What are you watching?

love

chooch

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