TV Patrol: Monday’s Marvelous!

Sheldon is the star of Monday nights. “The Big Bang Theory”, on CBS at 8pm, has brought us the most unique, and eccentric character since Frasier. How can you not love Sheldon’s precise & analogical view of the world around us. And he loves “Star Wars” too! Find out what else is on tonight in chronological order, after the jump………..

I’m totally hung over today from all the GREAT TV last night. I was not disappointed. “True Blood” once again, kept me on the edge of my seat. I couldn’t turn away for one second. It was fast-paced and at times, totally shocking. I LOVED it!!! There are only two episodes left for this season & I just know those bastards are going to leave me hanging on for my life!

“Dexter” and his new buddy, Jimmy Smit, have me all tied up in knots. This man is making Dexter think differently about his standards of murder and that makes me soooo uneasy. At least he found the perfect key-lime pie. I just wish that his moronic sister would take some acting lessons. I can’t believe she’s supposed to be that way. Next week, a tandem murder?

You all have to agree, it was the best “Amazing Race” ever! When those locals pummeled Tina with that colored powder, it was priceless. Her green hair made my day. Best road-block ever! India is always a fun place to visit. The electric lines look like the mess running behind my TV! Loved Phil calling the guy away from watering the lawn to greet the teams. Awesome show all the way around.

Okay, I have to come down from my Sunday night high and get on with the Monday night fanfare. Here we go.

ABC:

“Dancing with the Stars” at 8pm. (new)

“Samantha Who?” at 9:30pm. (new) Mary-Kate Olsen makes an appearance.

“Boston Legal” at 10pm. (new)

CBS:

“Big Bang Theory” at 8pm. (new)

“How I Met Your Mother” at 8:30pm. (new)

“Two & 1/2 Men” at 9pm. (new)

“Worst Week” at 9:30pm. (new)

“CSI: Miami” at 10pm. (new) Xena kicks Cane’s ass (Lucy Lawless)

NBC:

“Chuck” at 8pm. (new)

“Heroes” at 9pm. (new)

“My Own Worst Enemy” at 10pm. (new)

FOX:

“Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” at 8pm. (new)

“Prison Break” at 9pm. (new)

CW:

“Gossip Girl” at 8pm. (new) Wallace Shawn makes an appearance.

“One Tree Hill” at 9pm. (new)

BRAVO:

“Inside the Actor’s Studio” at 8pm. (new) Celebrating their 200th episode. Dave Chapelle interviews James Lipton about all the memorable moments of the show.

“First Class All The Way” at 10pm. (new) Rich gay couple go to Miami.

FOOD:

“Good Eats” at 8pm. (new) Alton makes crackers.

“How’d That Get On My Plate?” at 8:30pm. (Season Premiere) Strawberries are on the plate.

“Unwrapped” at 9pm. (new) Party appetizers.

“Diners, Drive-ins & Dives” at 10pm. (new)

MTV:

“Exiled” at 8 & 9pm.

“The Hills” at 9:30pm. (repeat)

“The Hills” at 10pm. (new)

“The Hills Aftershow” at 10:30pm. (new)

VH1:

“Real Chance of Love” at 9pm. (new)

“Scream Queens” at 10pm. (new)

TLC:

“Little People, Big World” at 8 & 8:30pm. (new)

“Jon & Kate Plus 8″ at 9pm. (new)

“17 & Counting” at 10pm. (new)

A&E: “Intervention at 8 & 9pm.

HISTORY: “The Brain” at 9pm. (new) Two hour documentary on what we’ve learned about how our brain really is an amazing organ.

MOVIES:

CINEMAX: “The Blues Brothers” at 7:45pm.

FMC: “Nine Months” at 8pm.

FX: “Spiderman 2″ at 8pm.

HBO: “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” at 9pm.

TMC: “Rocky Balboa” at 8pm.

TCM: “Stand By for Action” at 8pm. “Mutiny on the Bounty” at 10pm.

AMC: “Pearl Harbor” at 8pm.

My picks: “Big Bang Theory”, “DWTS” & “My Own Worst Enemy”.

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chooch