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I’m seriously disturbed by the fact that “my shows” are finishing up their seasons & I have nothing to replace them! Mad Men, True Blood, & DWTS, gone, all gone. Dexter, Amazing Race & The Girls Next Door are all finished in the next few weeks. What am I going to do? The networks are trying to make me feel better by bringing back “According to Jim” on Tuesday, but that’s just not going to do it. They promise that “The Bad Girl’s Club” (OXY 12/2) “Secret Millionaire” (FOX 12/3), “Mama’s Boys” (NBC 12/16), will make me forget all about all those other shows. They think I’ll forget that those bastards cancelled “Eli Stone” & “Ti’ Death”. How can I forget? It just makes me want to JUMP…………….
Maybe we’ll end up in heaven together.
Did ya miss me? Hope you found your way around the TV without me, but did you watch “Dexter”? OMG!!! The relationship between Dexter & Miguel was so tense you could cut it with a knife! I was so hoping that would be exactly what happened. My hero maintained his cool while his BFF turned into a rabid dog. And then it happened!!! Dexter is in big trouble & there is no “Lassie” to go get help. With only two episodes left in the season, things are going to get bloody. I just hope it’s all Jimmy Smit’s blood!
The “Amazing Race” was another “OMG”! The fact that ‘Dandrew’ are in the final three, thus eliminating Toni & Dallas from the race, those idiots came in second!!! I’ve never seen a horseshoe shoved up anybody’s ass as far as theirs. If they win this f*cking race, I will never, ever root for an idiot again. They are NOT suppose to win. Guess I better re-think Crystal as the winner of “Survivor”.
Well, I better get down to business & fill you in on what’s on tonight. Here it is:
“Shrek the Halls” at 8pm. (2007) Soon-to-be Christmas Classic.
“How the Grinch Stole Christmas” at 8:30pm. (1966) Boris Karloff narrates Dr. Seuss’ classic.
“Samantha Who?” at 9 & 9:30pm. (both new)
“Boston Legal” at 10pm. (new) Working their way to the finale on 12/8.
“Big Bang Theory” at 8pm. (repeat)
“How I Met Your Mother” at 8:30pm. (repeat)
“Two & a Half Men” at (pm. (repeat)
“Worst Week” at 9:30pm. (repeat)
“CSI: Miami” at 10pm. (repeat)
“Chuck” at 8pm. (new)
“Heroes” at 9pm. (new)
“My Own Worst Enemy” at 10pm. (new)
“Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles” at 8pm. (new)
“Prison Break” at 9pm. (new)
“Gossip Girl” at 8pm. (new)
“Privileged” at 9pm. (new)
“Inside the Actor’s Studio” at 8pm. (new) Harry Potter’s Daniel Radcliffe. (kinda early in his career for this. Are they running out of actors?)
“Top Chef” at 9 & 10pm. (both repeats)
truTV has a new episode of “Operation Repo” at 10pm.
Discovery is airing “Steve Fossett: What Went Wrong?” at 10pm, which details the disappearance and death of the daredevil adventurer.
NGC has a new episode of “Taboo” at 10pm.
“Britney Spears: For the Record” at 8pm. (repeat from Sunday)
“The Hills” at 10pm. (new)
“The Hills Aftershow” at 10:30pm.(new)
“Good Eats” at 8pm. (new) Alton makes baklava.
“How’d That Get on My Plate” at 8:30pm. Cherries.
“Unwrapped” at 9 & 9:30pm. (new & repeat) Things that begin with “pop” & things that have caramel.
“Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives” at 10 &10:30pm. (new & repeat)
“Little People Big World” at 8 & 8:30pm. (both new)
“Jon & Kate Plus 8″ at 9 & 9:30pm. (new & repeat)
“17 Kids & Counting” at 10 & 10:30pm. (both repeats)
“Real Chance of Love” at 9pm.(new)
“Scream Queens” at 10pm. (new)
MOVIES for a Monday Night. (since there is no more DWTS)
“Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas” at 8pm. (2000) Jim Carrey
“Casino” at 8pm. (1995) Robert DeNiro
“The Departed” at 7:30pm. (2007) Leonardo DiCaprio
“Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus” at 9pm. (2004) Steve Guttenberg
“Holiday Switch” at 9pm. (2007) Nicole Eggert
“I Am Because We Are” at 9pm. (2008) Madonna wrote, produced, & narrates the documentary about orphaned AIDS children in Africa.
“The Sterile Cuckoo” at 8pm. (1969) Liza Minnelli
“Father of the Bride” at 8pm. (1991) Steve Martin
My picks for the night are Heroes, Boston Legal & My Own Worst Enemy. I like these shows, even though they suck ass.