Newsgasm: Pot/Kettle/Black Edition

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By m_ruv | Tuesday, November 8, 2005 | 8:26 am | 7 Comments

Sharon Osbourne is on a highly entertaining anti-Madonna tear. Last month it was, “She is so full of shit. She’s into Kaballah one minute, she’s a Catholic the next. She’ll be a Hindu soon, no doubt.” Now Mrs. Osbourne ranted to a British tabloid, “One day you’re in f***ing gun gear, then you’re in horsing gear, then you dress like a f***ing dyke, then you dress like a hooker, then you’re in a flowery dress reading kids’ poetry looking like a f***ing librarian—then you’re back looking like an old hooker again.” Finally, regarding the children’s book Madonna wrote, Sharon says that she can “stick it up her [sugar bun].” [MSNBC]
Even if both versions of The Apprentice are tanking in the ratings, they’re still a hit with the 25-to-54-and-filthy-rich demographic. SHOCKER. [Washington Post]
For its twelfth season, Survivor is returning to Panama, the same location it has been shot twice before. Boring. I was hoping for Survivor: Paris Suburbs. [Reality Blurred]
And Tom Cruise has ditched his sister as his publicist and has hired veteran PR man Paul Bloch to represent him. It’s a good thing that Cruise is joining a firm whose other clients include John Travolta and Sylvester Stallone, because, you know, those PR efforts are really working. [Variety]

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1

lah

Posted November 8, 2005 at 9:46 am

OMG FIRST COMMENT!
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Lizardqueen

Posted November 8, 2005 at 10:15 am

Way to blow it, lah. Anyway…
How about “Survivor Antarctica”?
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America's Next Top Fan

Posted November 8, 2005 at 10:54 am

Speak on that old skanky media ho, Sharon. That’s how I like my f***ing opinions. straight to the f***ing point.

wow, i didn’t know I was a 25-to-54 year old filthy-rich viewer of The Apprentice. Gasm fans must be rolling in the dough.
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lurkertype

Posted November 8, 2005 at 12:48 pm

I see it all now… I’m not filthy rich b/c I don’t watch The Donald, ever.

Although TVGasm has informed me that watching Apprentice is a THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY.

Sharon Osbourne says all the f***ing things the rest of us only f***ing think. Despite her freakshow family, she seems like a much kinder person than Madonna.
5

Dave J.

Posted November 8, 2005 at 2:20 pm

Somehow I’ve slipped through a wormwhole into 2001, that magical time when Sharon Osbourne was marginally relevant.
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geewits

Posted November 8, 2005 at 3:42 pm

I laughed so loud the cat ran out of the room at this line:
It’s a good thing that Cruise is joining a firm whose other clients include John Travolta and Sylvester Stallone, because, you know, those PR efforts are really working.

Wait, still laughing.
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tomisaloonie

Posted November 9, 2005 at 3:15 pm

Yeah, like Tom’s problems were caused by his sister! This last year we have seen the “real Tom” and have found him to be quite a loon. I hope his new PR firm is able to work miracles.