Newsgasm: Oprah-tastic Edition

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By m_ruv | Tuesday, November 22, 2005 | 7:45 am | 10 Comments

  • David Letterman and Oprah are apparently overcoming their decade-long awkwardness, as Her Medianess has agreed to appear on the Late Show on December 1. First Naomi and Tyra, now this! I love celebrity détente. [AP]
  • Angelina Jolie has become a Cambodian citizen. After the holidays, she plans to move to Phnom Penh and start performing at the Bottoms-Up Club under the name Tranh Nih Hoh. [AP]
  • Fox is thinking of moving American Idol from Tuesday/Wednesday to Wednesday/Thursday, and it’s unclear whether co-host Simon Cowell will return. Cowell, jealous of Ryan Seacrest and Anderson Cooper’s recent on-air tête-à-tête, is trying to land a primetime anchor slot on CNN. [Reality Blurred]
  • And according to dad Lionel, the reason Nicole Richie looks like Lara Flynn Boyle warmed over is because she has so much “new business.” So I guess I need to add “new business” to my list of slang terms for COCAINE. [Defamer]

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    Lauren
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 8:58 am

    What does it even MATTER why she’s thin? It’s not like the media will ever tell you the truth about it, and I personally don’t buy into the stereotype that every girl that gets skinny is crash dieting and doing drugs to compensate. Just let them and their body fat be.

  2. 2
    jash
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 9:27 am

    well her body fat wouldnt be an issue if she didnt have EXCESS body fat only a year ago.

    and it is proven that the only way to remove fat is surgery, exercise, [crash] dieting, and highly frequent cocain usage.

  3. 3
    Casey
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 10:05 am

    Love Angelina Jolie’s stage name. Genius!

  4. 4
    mellymel
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 10:48 am

    I can’t believe you missed this new story…

    Katie Holmes thrown out of film over vibrating device

    http://www.southflorida.com/news/sfl-zjswnsnejb9nov20,0,7893154.story?coll=sfe-news-wire

  5. 5
    Lauren
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 2:03 pm

    And I’m sure you know how much a personal trainer can do for you in a year, as you’re obviously such an expert on these things.

  6. 6
    jash
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 3:53 pm

    well actually yes. i have had a personal trainer for a year and i can see first hand what he has done for me.

    amongst the things he has NOT done is given me an overly pronounced clavicle, a bobble head, or sunken eyes. does this mean my experience cannot be deemed a success?

  7. 7
    borski27
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 4:05 pm

    Speaking of Lara Flynn Boyle, TVgasm wouldn’t happen to have last night’s Las Vegas episode tivo’d would they?

    There was a death scene involving a character getting blown off a roof that supposedly had the worst special effects of all time, and I’m sure it would be great.

  8. 8
    Fuzzbait
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 5:32 pm

    I hear Letterman bought Oprah a Hermes bag…LOL!

  9. 9
    k-slice
    Posted November 23, 2005 at 3:56 pm

    Aw, no news for today? I need a Newsgasm!

  10. 10
    Lauren
    Posted November 25, 2005 at 8:45 am

    No, it just means you’re not a woman.

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