Will this be a Super Sunday? “Mad Men” Finale

Will Don be Dick again? Will Peter take Peggy’s baby? Will Roger give Jane a bigger diamond than Joan’s? Will Betty put Sally in the basement this time? Will Sal & Ken have an affair? Will Peggy & the priest have a sinful moment? Will Don come back and punch Duck? Will Mr. Cooper remember why he’s there? Will any of these questions be answered tonight on the season finale of “MAD MEN” tonight at 10pm on AMC? Will I tell you after the jump???

Will some shows start late due to NFL Football games running late?

ABC:

“America’s Funniest Home Videos” at 7pm. (new) Will anyone get hit in the nuts with a bat or ball?

“Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” at 8pm. (new) Will someone give me a new stainless steel frig?

“Desparate Housewives” at 9pm. (new) Will these whores just go away?

“Brothers & Sisters” at 10pm. (new) Will mom put them in the closet?

CBS:

“Amazing Race 13″ at 8pm. Will the McCheaterson’s win another 1st place trip?

“Cold Case” at 9pm. (new) Will someone be a wee bit chilly?

“The Unit” at 10pm. (new) Will they be in good hands with Allstate?

NBC:

“The 40 Year Old Virgin” at 8pm. (movie) Will anyone pop his cherry?

“The Office” at 10:30pm. (repeat) Will any work get done?

FOX has Game #4 of the World Series. Tampa Bay Rays @ Philadelphia Phillies. Phillies are ahead 2-1. Will the Rays win this game?

CW:

“In Harm’s Way” at 7pm. (new) Will someone get hurt?

“Valentine” at 8pm. (new) Will the gods cause plague & pestilance

“Easy Money” at 9pm. (new) Will anyone invest in the stock market?

Discovery:

“Nature’s Deadliest” at 8pm. (new) Will Dexter be making a cameo appearance?

“Lion Feeding Frenzy” at 9pm. (new) Will there be zebra eating?

“Storm Chasers” at 10pm. (new) Will it rain?

VH1:

“Rock of Love: Charm School” at 9pm. (new) Will these sluts learn how to throw a ham?

“The Pick-Up Artist” at 10pm. (new) Will someone finally get to pick someone up?

HBO:

“True Blood” at 9pm. (new) Will Sookie find her crispy critter, V-Bill? Will Tara’s mom’s demon be gone? Will Jason OD on vampire coke? Will Lafayette ever get to finish his porn film? Will we find out who killed Granny? Will Sam run naked thru the woods again?

“Entourage” at 10pm. (new) Will this show finally give me a reason to believe they deserved that EMMY?

“Little Britain” at 10:30pm. (new) Will these skits make any sense?

“The Life & Times of Tim” at 11pm. (new) Will this cartoon be funny?

ShowTime:

“Dexter” at 9pm. (new) Will Rita lose their baby and call off the wedding? Will Dexter slit his sister’s throat? Will Jimmy Smit just shut up?!!!

“Californication” at 10 &10:30pm. (new) Will David Ducovney have sex tonight?

“E! True Hollywood Story: Heidi Klum” is being repeated tonight at 8pm & again at 1am. Will it be worth watching if you’re a “Project Runway” fan?

REALTV is repeating all 3 episodes of their “Gimme My Reality Show” tonight, starting at 8pm. It brings you up to the final three & viewers vote on which “reality star” should win their own show. The final episode airs on Election Night. Will more people watch who won this show than the election?

Will I post the “GHOUL GUIDE”?

Will I use the name chooch or Big Booty?