“Hello? HBO? Don’t let it be me. I need this job. My 401K is gone!”
Tonight is the much-anticipated 3rd season finale of HBO’s Big Love at 9pm & someone’s gonna die! Who will that be? Check it out after the jump……
Which one of these wives will call it quits?
The producers of Big Love are promising a “shocking” ending to my favorite polygamy show. A real cliffhanger which ends with the death of a major character. But we all know that nobody really dies on TV shows, right? I’m hoping that if someone has to go, it’s Joey, Bill’s brother, because the rest are all too entertaining (except Barb… maybe it’s her!) All this drama swirling around with Nikki right in the midst of it all. What will become of her. Will Bill send her packing? Will Margene ever stop talking & get a clue? Is Sarah going to get pregnant again? Is Nikki’s mom gonna take all the power away from Alby? Will someone please slap Barb! I’m gonna miss this show!
“Bleep..bleep..bleep Clint Black! You ain’t no bleepin’ team player motherbleeper!”
NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice at 9pm tonight, is some great TV this season. I’m afraid it’s gonna go down the tubes after all the crazies are weeded out. Another one just might go tonight. Dennis Rodman hasn’t done anything but get drunk & sleep. He seems to think it’s all a joke & tonight he takes on country singer Clint Black. Will he quit?… or will he give The Donald the chance to say “You’re FIRED!” Either way, it will be fun! Oh, and by the way, that pompous ass, Piers Morgan from last season, returns on April 19th to be the “eyes & ears” of Mr. Trump for two episodes. I’m sure he’ll have alot to say. I hope Joan Rivers is still in it then. She’ll take him on!
“Oh, me finger has a wee bit o’ a stink on it….”
More fun on the way. We finally get to see Craig Ferguson in his natural habitat…. stand-up! Comedy Central will air Craig Ferguson: A Wee Bit O’ Rev’lution at 10pm tonight. I’ve only seen Mr. Ferguson as Drew Carey’s wife & trying to sit still behind a desk on his talk show, The Late Late Show. I’m sure he’ll make a real arse of himself & I’ll love him even more.
“What the hell did Lois do with the Rogaine?”
A new episode of Breaking Bad airs on AMC at 10pm. This show has had me on the edge of my seat this season (it did last season too). The drama is so intense! Last week when Walter & Jesse were stuck in that shanty with Tuco & the bell-ringing old man, I thought it was the end already. I was fooled. Now I can’t wait to see just how they explain where they’ve been. You NEED to see this show. It is one of the best.
Something’s rotten & it ain’t the apples!
This is just a reminder to Flipit that the skanks are on tonight. I don’t watch these dried up whores on Desperate Housewives, but alot of people do, according to the weekly ratings. ABC has a winner at 9pm on Sunday nights. I don’t see how with so much GOOD TV on other networks, but who am I to judge such awful taste in viewing.
Speaking of skanks, if you want to watch the real deal, Bret Michaels: The Rock of Love Bus is on at 9pm on VH1. The blondes are all gone & all we have left is four boring brunette whores. These are the worst pack of girls ever. I don’t even care which one of them wins at this point (if you call sleeping with Bret winning). The bitches are at the Hard Rock Hotel this week & their task is to write lyrics to one of Bret’s songs. I didn’t know Bret had actual words to any of his songs. This could be something new!
Throw ‘em back & start over!
The premiere of another new series on MTV starts tonight at 9:30pm. Bully Beatdown has host Jason “Mayhem” Miller teaching wimps how to get back at bullies. He is pitting these former tormentors against real MMA fighters. Sounds like a great concept. Aren’t we suppose to be teaching everyone to get along? I’m shaking my head on this one.
Dry humping a blow-up alligator is not a technique.
FOX has got it’s usual Sunday night cartoon line-up. All new episodes of The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy & American Dad starts at 8pm.
Just a few other posiblities for tonight:
Showtime has The United States of Tara at 10pm & again at 10:30pm. I’m still watching this one with some skepticism. I think I like it, but I’m not sure. I think I have to put this under a “guilty pleasures” category because I just can’t explain why I watch it.
E! has new episodes of The Kardashians at 10pm & Party Girls at 10:30pm. If you want my opinion, don’t bother watching The Kardashians, just read the recaps here at TVGasm, they are much funnier.
Last but certainly not least…… IT’S PHIL-TIME!!!!!
Yes….. The Amazing Race is on tonight on CBS at 8pm. Remember the blonde stewardesses flight attendants, Christie & Jodi, are the first to get the non-elimination penalty challenge this week. I’ve heard rumors that they need to put make-up on an elephant in India! Love this show.
That’s it kids. If you can;t find something good to watch on Sundays then you don’t need a TV set. I’ll be burning up my DVR trying to get all these shows on it. So many shows, so little time………