Tedious Tuesday

It seems ABC’s [i]Dancing with the Stars isn’t[/i] going to replace Misty & Maks. I’ll betcha they don’t eliminate anyone this week to balance out their schedule. Cloris was awful again, but the fact that her wig falling off was not part of the routine, was priceless!
I think the [i]Big Bang Theory[/i] on CBS, was so funny last night. This is one of the best sitcoms on TV right now. Penny’s gaming addiction is just like my daughter’s! She has the head gear & dresses the same way. She plays [i]World of Warcraft[/i] 18+ hrs a day. Now I know that the poor girl just needs to get laid! Anyone interested? She has big boobs.

The second [i]Presidential Debate[/i] starts at 9pm on most networks tonight. Can I just say something real quick. I’m tired of the Tina Fey/Sarah Palin parodies. I hear [i]SNL[/i] would like Palin to appear on a future episode, doing a parody of Fey’s Scorsese advertisement. It’s gotten to the point where I can’t tell which is which. I saw Sen. McCain being interviewed by Mary Hart on [i]ET[/i] last night. It just makes me wonder where Sen. Obama will show up. Perhaps he’ll ‘cut a rug’ on [i]DWTS[/i] next week.

Ok, rant over. There are some shows on at 8pm on the east coast, tonight, before the debate and 9pm on the west coast, after the debates.

One season premiere tonight! [i]Dirty Jobs[/i] with Mike Rowe airs at 9pm on the Discovery channel. Don’t you guys think he’s a Hottie? I’d love getting stinky dirty with him.

BRAVO has [i]The Real Housewives of NYC[/i] at 8pm & [i]The Real Housewives of Atlanta[/i] at 9pm. This is the series premiere of our “Hotlanta Southern Belles”, DeShawn, Kim, Lisa, NeNe, & Sheree. I bet I know how NeNe got her name.

ABC will have [i]Dancing with the Stars: The Results.[/i] I predict that no one’s going home. Wanna bet?
CBS will air [i]NCIS[/i]
NBC has a new episode of [i]The Biggest Loser: Families.[/i]
CW is not airing the debates, but instead will have an episode of [i]90210[/i] at 8pm & [i]Privileged[/i] at 9pm.
FOX has a repeat of [i]House[/i] from last season.
MTV has two episodes of [i]Making the Band[/i] at 8 & 9pm, followed by another episode of [i]Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.[/i] at 10pm. I’m recording this. I need to see it for myself.
Animal Planet has a new show: [i]Weird, True & Freaky[/i] at 8pm. They are going to show us some inter-species love. I see that all the time. My dog is always humping the cat.
SciFi is repeating it’s premiere of it’s new series [i]Sanctuary[/i] at 7pm.

If you want to watch a movie instead of the debates:

TCM is showing [i]The Graduate[/i] at 8pm. Here’s to you Mrs. Robinson.” She is definitely not gay.
AMC has [i]The Last Samurai[/i] at 8pm. Does anyone really believe that Tom Cruise is gay?
HBO is showing [i]The Brave One[/i] with Jodie Foster, at 8:30pm. She is definitely gay.

I did my best at trying to find you & me something to watch tonight. I don’t want to watch the Debates. Does that make me a bad citizen? I’m just tired of it all. I will try though. I miss Tim Russert. I wish he was still here to guide me through all the bullshit. “Go Bills!”

Love
chooch