Spank your children.
We’re gonna get right to it tonight. I’m on a tight schedule, so I’m hitting the high points. There are two Season Finales, “The Hills” on MTV at 10pm & “Prison Break” at 9pm on FOX.
“Shrek the Halls” at 8pm. (special-repeat)
“Charlie & the Chocolate Factory” at 8:30pm. (special) The one hundreth airing of this movie in the past month. This is the Johnny Depp version.
CBS is airing all repeats of their Monday night line-up.
“2008: TODAY Looks back, A Holiday Special” at 8pm (special) We get to see the hosts of the TODAY Show at night. Matt, Meredith, Al & Ann talk about the Top 5 news stories of the year (Britney’s meltdown, Angelina’s litter of kids, Lindsey’s a lesbo, Miley’s the new goldmine, & Madonna’s still a whore) & gossip about all the the other crap that’s happened this year, like Obama became the new Prez.
“Momma’s Boys” at 9pm. (new) I can’t believe that they are actually showing two hours of this show. This is why NBC is at the bottom of the ratings war. They get a new show & beat us over the head with it. (like “Knight Rider”).
“House” at 8pm. (repeat)
“Prison Break” at 9pm. (Season Finale) This show is suppose to be packed with cliffhangers. One thing’s for sure, someone dies & someone is arrested as a result of a double cross. The show returns in the spring, so you won’t have to wait to long for answers.
CW has repeats of “Gossip Girl” & “One Tree Hill” at 8 & 9pm.
PBS is airing “The Life a House Built: The 25th Anniversary of the Jimmy & Rosalynn Carter Work Project” at 9pm tonight. It’s a celebration of all the work put into building homes for those who need it, most recently the Katrina victims on the Gulf coast.
“Christmas at Luther: Night of Glory, Dawn of Peace” follows at 10pm. Luther College’s choirs, symphony orchestra & Christmas Brass & Percussion Ensemble perform traditional holiday carols & choral anthems. Of any holiday show, THIS is the one to truly get you into the spirit of the season.
A&E has a new episode of “Intervention” at 9pm. We meet Nicole who has an eating disorder, complicated by an addiction to prescription drugs.
E! has “True Hollywood Story: Oprah” at 8pm & at 10pm Joel McHale gives us “The Soup Presents…. The Year in Soup”. I’m sure Joel will re-visit many of the same stories as the “TODAY Show” special.
“Forbes Celebrity 100: Who Made Bank” is on afterwards, ar 10:30pm. We get to see who the weathiest stars are & how they piss away their money. Just what we need to see right now!
MTV has the Season #4 Finale of their most popular show, “The Hills” at 10pm tonight. I am not a fan of this show & have never watched it, but I’ve observed all the hype & gossip about it. It’s apparent that tonight’s finale revolves around the fact that Spence took Heidi to Mexico, got her drunk & married her without a license & now her mom’s really pissed. I gather this Spence dude is a real asshole. David Letterman seems to think so & I believe Dave. I guess Heidi & her old friend Lauren finally talk to each other, remembering that they used to like each other. Is this a soap opera or a reality show?
TLC’s got a big night tonight. “Little People Big World” at 8 & 8:30pm are both new. The Roloff’s best friend & co-worker, Mike, dies suddenly from a heart condition. Wow, I was upset when I read that. I really liked Mike. I’m a big fan of this little show & his death made me sad. He was a normal dude, not little, & he was the guy that got clocked by the pumpkin launcher a few years ago, along with one of the Roloff kids, Jacob. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone die on a reality show. We get to see what happens & go to Mike’s funeral.
“17 & Counting” at 10pm is now going to be called “18 & Counting” after tonight. We get to see Mrs. Duggar have another baby, a girl, Jordyn-Grace Makiya. Holy shit! I’d kill myself! Seriously! Wanna take bets on when she’ll get knocked up again?
That’s it for today kids. I need to get some shopping done today, so this is short & to the point. No time to check out the movies for you. Sorry.