“I was only in the store for a minute!”
Parking Wars on A&E is back for it’s 3rd season with 2 new episodes at 10 & 10:30pm tonight. They’ve moved to Detroit & we get to meet an all-girl boot crew! I hope we still see Garfield from Philly. He’s my favorite booter.
I wish someone WOULD cut off Tracey Morgan’s head!
SYFY has a mini-marathon of Scare Tactics running all day, with a new season premiere squeezed in at 9pm. Just the right way to start off the Halloween month. Lots of hidden camera “screamers” mixed with weird people doing crazy things to the masses. I love how gullable people can be.
I desperately want him to ‘dirty’ me!
Dirty Jobs is back for a new season on DSC at 9pm. Our hunky hero, Mike Rowe is back to “do the nasty”. This time he’s headed to Miami to retrieve abandon boats off the coast. Then he heads to San Fransisco to pick the bed bugs out of recycled mattresses. Would you EVER consider buying a used de-bugged mattress? I get itchy just thinking about it.
Go Dave Go!
Hell’s Kitchen on FOX at 8pm, is down to 4 chefables. This is when things really get tense & tonight’s show is sure to be a @#$%^&* mess. I love it. WhoopiG is gonna scream at us how great she is, but I think she’s a goner this time. I’m hoping it’s Ariel with those awful eyebrows & greasy forehead! Seeing Tennille take on Kevin & Dave would make some good TV. Our one-armed ninja chef, Dave, just has to win this thing, even tho he has the personality of a turnip, he IS the best cook.
Stuff a jock strap in that mouth.
So You Think You Can Dance follows HK at 9pm. It’s the final auditions. The show moves to Las Vegas tomorrow night for the final cuts & then this show can get started. It’s going head-to-head with DWTS results show tonight. I’ve read that the ratings for SYTYCD are really unimpressive & that after this run, FOX is returning it to it’s much more profitable summer time slot. I agree. There is too much to watch this time of year. (I love using abbreviations)
“Did kissing you make you straight?”
Dancing With the Stars results show is on ABC at 9pm. This is when we are teased for an hour about who’s getting the boot. We all know it’s probably going to be Tom DeLay (or should be) but I’m thinking any of them could go & I’d be fine with it. They all suck ass this season. Awful & disappointing…. & I’m a true fan. Oh yeh, Queen Latifah is singing 2 songs & the dance crew JabbaWockeeZ perform. I will DVR this & fast forward thru it. Watching everyone dance at high speed is very rewarding.
Shark Tank preceeds it at 8pm & the new series, the forgotten is at 10pm.
BRAVO has a new episode of Flipping Out at 10pm. Jeff is still breaking up with his ex boyfriend/business partner & they keep promising us that it’s going to get ugly. Well, it better! I really wish they’d spill the beans on the “famous actress” that Jeff blew off & Ryan got the job instead.
Just a reminder to my friend Clair…. The Biggest Loser is on NBC tonight at 9pm. They close down the kitchen tonight so everyone has to eat at restaurants for the week. I wonder if they’ll do “drive-thru”? Of course, someone has medical problems again & they have another torture challenge.
The Jay Leno Show at 10pm, has people I don’t even know as guests.
It’s NCIS & NCIS: LA night at 8 & 9pm, followed by The Good Wife at 10pm, all on CBS.
90210 & Melrose Place are also on at 8 & 9pm, but on the CW.
Sons of Anarchy is on FX at 10pm.
I think I’ve covered the basics for tonight’s viewing. My “Pick of the Night” is Hell’s Kitchen. I just can’t get enought of these final 4. The best we’ve had in a long time. as far as entertainment goes. Their cooking skills are a fucking nightmare!