Have I told you guys how much I love Sundays? I wait all week for this day & now it’s here. Let’s get to the primetime itinerary.
First a few words about last night’s fanfare.
“FoxReality Channel ‘Really Awards” was a total blowjob gone bad. It was a mess. The nominees were the trashiest of the reality trash. You know it was pig poop when the most exciting person to appear was Evel Dick. What a waste of time.
If anyone is listening to me, I’m hereby recommending Gimme My Own Reality Show. This show puts a new twist on competition shows. Our reality stars pick their own production team and set out to prove they are the one that we most want to watch. With a cast of “Oh yeh, I remember her/him.” it makes for good TV. Kato Kaelin (OJ’s man), Susan Olsen (Brady brat), Gretchen Bonaduce (Danny’s dog), Bobby Trendy (I’m fabulous), Ryan Starr (AI loser), Traci Bingham (boobs), & AJ Benza (poker puss) are the wannabes. The first task was for each to make a 90sec video promoting themselves. These were viewed by three “so-called” judges. (I have no idea who they are) & also how many hits they got on YouTube. (you can still see them there. I suggest you look up Susan Olsen’s & Ryan Starr’s.) This show only has 7 candidates and the final show is on election day. They will be down to three, so it’s not a long, drawn out show. Quick & easy, just like I like it. Check it Out!
We have two premieres tonight:
FoodNetwork has “Chef Jeff Project” at 10pm. (premiere & new show) Chef Jeff takes six young bad-asses and puts them to work in his restaurant, “Chef Jeff’s Urban Cuisine.” Free help! I loved it when I just had to pay my help a case of beer or a couple of packs of smokes.
VH1 is recycling the cast-offs from “Rock of Love” for a new show. “Rock & Roll Charm School” at 9pm. (premiere & new show) Sharon Osborne is head mistress to 14 of Shawn Michael’s skanky-ass rejects. What the hell is she going to teach them? How to throw ham at the neighbors. How to change your rockstar’s pants after he’s passed out and pissed them. How to find the proper rehab for the children. How to diguise the smell of dog shit in three easy steps. I guess there is alot she can teach them.
CBS: (let me remind you that football is on in the afternoon, thus making shows run a little late.)
“Amazing Race” at 8pm. The title of this episode is “Did you Push My Sports Bra Off the Ledge?” hahahaha!
“Cold Case” at 9pm. (new episode) The investigators go back to 1954. That’s the year I was born. Disneyland opened that year too.
“The Unit” at 10pm. (new episode)
“America’s Funniest Home Videos” at 7pm. (new episode)
“Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” at 8pm. (new episode) Why do they still say ‘Home Edition’?
“Desparate Housewives” at 9pm. (new episode) There’s a cat fight on the front lawn.
“Brothers & Sisters” at 10pm. (new episode) ho-hum…
CW: (This network has been taken off the air in our area because of a lack of commercial revenues. No one can get any of these shows anymore. They will have to find them on-line. Sorry Strad!)
“In Harm’s Way” at 7pm. (new episode).
“Valentine” at 8pm. (new episode) I haven’t heard if this show is any good.
“Easy Money” at 9pm. (new episode). This show looks interesting.
NBC has football. The Patriots vs The Chargers. That’s all you’re getting from me.
FOX has the 3rd game of the NL play-offs. Philadelphia vs the Dodgers.
“True Blood” at 9pm. (new episode) They left us hangin’ last week with Grandma lying in a pool of blood on the kitchen floor! Of course, they’re gonna accuse my precious Jason. He’s been trippin’ on V-blood. I’m starting to wonder who’s doing all this slaughtering. V-Bill says it’s not the vampires, they drain the bodies.
“Entourage” at 10pm. (new episode) I watched an episode last week because I wanted to see why it won an EMMY. The Emmy-winning dude was strung out on magic mushrooms and was wandering around in the desert. I thought he was going to run into Parkman out there.
“Little Britain USA” at 10:30pm. (new episode) These skits are funny at times, but most of the time, they’re just plain stupid. Rosie loves the show. She was even on it once, so expect her ‘new variety show’ to be along the same lines. The only thing Rosie’s got going for her is the fact that her show will be live. Lots of room for fuck ups!
“Life & Times of Tim” at 11pm. (new episode) This is the worst cartoon I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen alot of them. The monotone dialogue alone, will put you to sleep. Maybe it’s too high-brow for me or something, but I just don’t think a handful of guys and a couple of girls talking continuously is very funny.
“Mad Men” at 10pm. (new episode) “The Jet Set”. Peggy takes charge in this episode. I watched the ‘sneak peek’ at the web site and they were all sitting around the table talking about ‘Right Guard’. I’m sure I’ll find the hidden meaning of it all in a few days.
Last, but certainly, not least is “DEXTER” on ShowTime at 9pm. (new episode). I can’t wait for Dexter to chop up Jimmy Smit. A baby Dexter in the future. I love watching him think about that possibility.
I have gone one way too long. I can only hope that you guys are reading my schedule and watching what I tell you too I recommend.
Tomorrow we have DWTS & Heroes!!