TV Patrol: Sunday Santa’s a Bitch

The “Amazing Race” may have ended, but if you’re looking for a “Phil Fix”. he’s on “Million Dollar Password” tonight on CBS at 8pm. Not only that, the “Chenbot” is also guest starring as well! It’s a ‘reality host’ dream come true!! Let’s JUMP to it………
CBS is taking on NBC’s #1 rated “Sunday Night Football (Panthers v. Giants)” with an all new episode of “Million Dollar Password” at 8pm with mega stars, Julie Chen & Phil Keoghan. At 9pm, they have a new “Cold Case” where the team investigates the murder of a stewardess in 1960. Frank Sinatra does the tunes. At 10pm, we get a new “The Unit” in which Jonas takes on a Dept.of Defense agent by showing him war, up close & personal.

ABC is airing double repeats of “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” at 8 & 9pm, followed by a whore-able repeat of “Desperate Housewives” at 10pm.

FOX is following in the ‘repeat’ path with old episodes of all their cartoon shows.

“The Girls Next Door” is new on E! at 10pm & has our girls still living with Hef. They are putting together the 2009 “GND” calender while Hef sits in a corner & looks at old photo albums & pulls his pud.
“Snoop Dogg’s Fatherhood” is also new at 10:30pm. While snoop’s in Vegas doing a show, a home make-over show comes to his house & fixes up his backyard shed. God, he lives life on the edge.

“Ruby” on Style at 8pm is all new. Ruby goes below 400lbs. and celebrates with a chocolate cake! No, I’m kidding. She & her support team are in disagreement on how she should proceed from here.

TRAVEL has a new series debuting tonight. “Great Cruises” at 10pm. starts us out on a cruise aboard the Norwegian Pearl. This series will explore all the great cruise vacations & the exotic places they go to. I wonder if Rosie’s Family Cruises will be showcased? My dream is to go on that cruise with J-Mo & Flipit!

“Rock of Love Charm School with Sharon Osbourne” is having it’s season finale tonight at 10pm on VH1. The three finalists are paired with past enemies for one final challenge. They need to beg for charity on the streets of Hollywood. One of them will walk away with $100,000. I think Bret Michaels shows up for the ceremonies. This isn’t the episode where Sharon pulls out all of Megan’s hair though! Dammit, we have to wait for the reunion show to see that drama.

For those who watch it, there is a new episode of “Brotherhood” on Showtime tonight at 8pm. Showtime is also filling the space left by “Dexter” & “Californication” with old episodes of “Weeds” at 9pm. “Tracey Ullman’s State of the Union” at 9:30pm. At 10pm, “Penn & Teller: Bullshit!” examines just how good were the “good old days”. “This American Life” at 10:30pm, is a repeat of their second season opener, “Escape”. I love this series & am glad they were renewed.

I suppose I should give you the lowdown on all those HOLIDAY MOVIES for the night. Here they are:

LIFETIME:
“Undercover Christmas” at 7pm. (2003) Jami Gertz
“A Christmas Proposal” at 9pm.(2008) Nicole Eggert
HALLMARK:
“A Boyfriend for Christmas” at 9pm. (2004) Charles Durning

MOVIE MOVIES:

ABCFamily:
“Cars” at 8:30pm. (2006-animated) Owen Wilson & Paul Newman
AMC:
“Pearl Harbor” at 8pm. (2001) Ben Affleck
FMC:
“The Seven Year Itch” at 8pm. (1955-Classic) Marilyn Monroe
HBO:
“Transformers” at 8pm. (2007) Shia LaBeouf
SCIFI:
“Dick Tracy” at 6:30pm. (1990) Warren Beatty & Madonna
“Hulk” at 9pm. (2003) Eric Bana & Jennifer Connelly
STARZ:
“Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour” at 7:35pm. (2008) Jonas Brothers. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
TBS:
“Sahara” at 8pm. (2005) Matthew Mcconaughey
TCM:
“Candleshoe” at 8pm. (1977) Jodie Foster
TNT:
“The Wizard of Oz” at 9:45pm. (1939) Judy Garland

That’s it kids, don’t ask me what I’m watching. since we got the fuckin’ Wii, I’ve been watching nada for TV.

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chooch