For a preview of tonight’s programming, check out TV Patrol after the jump!
Yes, it’s still on, and yes, he’s still hot.
Wednesday night had it’s highs & it’s lows. Kenley from “Project Runway” is going to Fashion Week and Jezabel got sent packing. His wedding dress would work for a Tim Burton wedding. Kenley’s wedding dress reminded me of Bai Ling’s swan dress. It wasn’t ’50′s. It was more ’90′s. The low point was “Top Design”. They couldn’t live with Wisit’s design! I was more upset that the Bride of Frankenberry wasn’t a judge this week. Now that woman has some fabulous hair.
Our plate is full for Thursday night. Of course we have “Survivor”. After last week, when Marcus let his horse out of the barn and it galloped happily in front of him in a challenge, I’m sure CBS censors will blur our castaways from neck to knee. I wonder why it didn’t make front page news, like Janet Jackson’s boob? Boobs must be much more pornographic than peepees. Maybe it needed a fancy metal star around it.
“Survivor” at 8pm. (new episode) I think Jeff is going to switch up the tribes, because Fang doesn’t have a prayer’s chance in hell of winning anything. I’m rooting for Kenny, so expect him to go home tonight.
“CSI” at 9pm. (season premiere & last season) Who killed Worf? (didn’t he get busted for drugs in the real world & that’s why they killed him?) Sarah comes back to bang Grissom and he likes it so much, he quits his job to wet his billy willy full time.
“The Eleventh Hour” at 10pm. (season premiere & new show) This show is made by the same guys that make all the CSI shows, so expect alot of science crap. This detective investigates stuff not approved by the FDA or something like that.
“My Name Is Earl” at 8pm. (new episode) I hate when a star gets nominated for an Emmy, so they decide they need to write more stories about that person. That Priestley bitch is just an annoying, big boobed, idiot and she plays one on TV too.
“Kath & Kim” at 8:30pm. (season premiere & new show) This is a clone of some British show. When I see Molly Shannon , all I see is her smelling her hands after wiping the sweat from her armpits. She needs to make me forget that image.
“The Office” at 9pm. (new episode).
“Saturday Night Live Thursday Weekend Update” at 9:30pm. (Special, because now the weekend starts on Thursday. WOOHOO! TGIT!!!) Tina Fey must have another show. I’m not sure if she’s on this show, but it seems obvious to me, that she will be. NBC has been milking this girl for all she’s worth. I think her assets are dwindling like the DOW. Bet she’s on SNL this Saturday.
“ER” at 10pm. (new episode) Remember, this is the last year for ER. If you want to watch the old shows, they air 2 episodes a day on TNT at 10 & 11am.
“Smallville” at 8pm. (new episode)
“Supernatural” at 9pm. (new episode) My friend Darkstrad really likes this show, so “HOLLA STRAD!”
FOX has baseball tonight, the NL Championship Series. The Dodgers vs Phillies in Philadelphia.
“Ugly Betty” at 8pm. (new episode) Betty’s had those braces on for three years. Her teeth must be a real nightmare.
“Grey’s Anatomy” at 9pm. (new episode) There’s a flood coming!
“Life on Mars” at 10pm. (season premiere & new show) A cop gets sent back to !973. I got married in ’73. I’ll be watching to see if they get the settings right. I still have all my wedding gifts, all except the old man.
“Tabatha’s Salon Takeover” at 10pm. (Final episode) She says she saved the best for last. I don’t know about that. We’ve seen some pretty awful places. Was she a dude?
“Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style” at 11pm. (new episode) I love Tim more when he’s telling designers to “make it work”.
“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” at 10pm. (new episode)
“Testees” at 10:3opm. (season premiere & new show) The info says: “After testing a radical new pill, the guys discover a miracle growing inside Peter.” Hmmmmmm…. do they mean ScarPeter or NowPeter. (kidding, maybe they mean Marcus’ peter!)
For those that missed some shows last night, Comedy Central is re-broadcasting the new season episode of “South Park” at 10pm. It was really, really LAME! The season premiere of “The Sarah Silverman Show” is also airing again at 10:30pm.
MTV is re-airing” Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Island” at 10pm.
That’s it for me guys. See ya tomorrow.