TV Patrol: Wednesday Whammo!

…… and Billy’s here to tell you about a brand new show, The Pitchmen, on the Discovery Channel premiering tonight at 10pm. “BUT WAIT, There’s more!” after the jump…..

Billy Mays & Anthony “Sully” Sullivan are teaming up for a 13-episode series We will get to see just where & how these AMAZING products are brought into our homes. Simply FANTASTIC, the ULTIMATE reality show!. This one is GUARANTEED to be watchable or your money back.

“But Wait… There’s more!” Here are some other shows worth watching tonight that are just as AMAZING!

Here’s another FANTASTIC show premiering tonight on TVLand at 10pm. The Cougar is just what you think it is. A 40 yr. old woman, Stacey Anderson, mother of 4 kids, meets a pack of 20 guys, all under 30. The promos say they are “vying for her affection”, but we know this pack of whoredogs don’t care how old she is, just as long as she gives some up. Vivica A. Fox hosts this fiasco of a “dating” show.

Kathy Griffin is all over BRAVO tonight. Does she own that f*ckin’ network? She’s got her own stand-up show at 9pm. It’s titled Kathy Griffin: She’ll Cut a Bitch. She gets to brag about spending her birthday with CHER. Of course, we get to hear about her trip to the Grammy’s to get her self-promoted award & I’m sure she’ll spend some time bashing celebrities. I do think she’s funny, but too much of her makes me queasy, like having too much Rock of Love, makes ya wanna puke!

Also tonight on BRAVO, is the 2nd Annual A-List Awards at 10pm. The show was held in LA on April 5th of this year. We get MORE Kathy Griffin. She’s the host of this affair. Don’t look for huge stars at this event. It will mostly consist of BRAVO’s own TV A-Listers. The A-List Awards Red Carpet Special airs at 8:30pm. This is where we get to see what all those “real housewives” are wearing.

FOX’s # 1 show, American Idol at 9pm, will drop one more wannabe & we will be down to the “final 6″. The one good thing about tonight’s show is Jennifer Hudson’s return to the “Idol” stage. Oh yeh, Miley Cyrus will perform as well. It’s a big night tonight.

Ghost Hunters on SCIFI at 9pm, go to the Georgia Aquarium to investigate paranormal events surrounding, none other than, the RMS Titanic artifacts & relics from the sunken ship’s resting place. How did those ghosts find their way to Georgia? …or are they following the exhibits from place to place? Hmmmm.

Last, but not least, LOST. It’s on tonight at 9pm. I know everyone wants to watch “Idol”, but I’m sure you are all recording it on your DVR’s for later. It’s going to finally tell us why Miles is even on this show. He & Hurley, who are stuck in the 70′s go on an adventure & find out some REALLY interesting things about what’s buried on the island. I’m hoping they find Nikki & Paulo!

That’s all I have time for today kids. I think there’s enough there for you to decide what to watch. If all else fails, you can watch E! True Hollywood Story at 10pm. It’s all about LL Cool J & how he got such a magnificent body.

That’s it… I’m done now. Don’t forget to check out our LOST Radio Show right here, tomorow night at 7pm, est.

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