TVgasm Year In Review: April

Recaps

By B-Side | Thursday, December 22, 2005 | 3:17 pm | 8 Comments
Posted in: Recaps

April started off with a shocking turn of events after Reality Blurred outed TVgasm staffers, moving us to reveal our true selves for all the world to see.

The month also brought a stellar follow-up to Spring Break Shark Attack in the form of a certain crop-munching epic we like to call Locusts. In true form, we live-blogged this landmark piece of television, but as amusing as this was, nothing could match the sheer delight of witnessing Constantine Maroulis unceremoniously kicked to the curb by the cruel viewers of American Idol. Sorry, Connie, but that’s what you get for singing Nickelback.

However, the very best moment of the month came from the one and only Tyra Banks who let loose a torrent of screaming after expelled model Tiffany gave some ‘tude on America’s Next Top Model. Because words don’t do this moment justice, we’re always happy to provide a video clip. You know, some day I’d really like to see Tyra Banks and Paula Abdul try to out-crazy each other.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    Leah3t
    Posted December 22, 2005 at 3:23 pm

    I will never forget my laughter at the locusts eating the birhtday cake. rivaled only by my laughter of the lady in shark attack running with her cocktail in hand.

  2. 2
    sg-dub
    Posted December 22, 2005 at 4:49 pm

    *sniff* April was also the debut of one sg-dub. How quickly we forget. *sniff*

  3. 3
    Bah Humbug
    Posted December 22, 2005 at 5:01 pm

    I just saw the Bedazzler infomercial starring Tana. Wow.

  4. 4
    Helenann
    Posted December 22, 2005 at 8:40 pm

    Arrrr! We heart you, sg-dub!

  5. 5
    Fuzzbait
    Posted December 22, 2005 at 8:49 pm

    Um, not to criticize the ‘gasm, cuz, you know you are my mirth factory, but I haven’t read any mention of the craptastic Riding in the Bus with my Sister…NOT THAT YOU NEED TO YELL IT, but I am surprised the Perm that would not die hasn’t made it to your review. How else do you think I learned the word fupa?

  6. 6
    B-Side
    Posted December 22, 2005 at 10:56 pm

    Fuzzbait –

    It’s a month by month recap. Be patient.

  7. 7
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted December 23, 2005 at 5:29 am

    I am just loving this year in review – each day eagerly anticipating the next installment.

    Ahh the memories….locusts and sharks..just makes me think ya’ll need to do more live blogging.

  8. 8
    Rori
    Posted December 27, 2005 at 2:56 pm

    I cannot wait till Con’s TV show rocks and you have to eat your words.
    :) Hi.

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