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Exciting roundtable at Luna Park, formerly Lucky Duck.
“If i was getting out of jail, that’s the kind of party I’d want,” cipes. now we know!
frankie doing grand opening. he gets to pop the club cherry.
“That’s going to be the new spot, dude,” ty. hardly.
record exec going to check out the prom kings. yay! but wait, goo goo dolls says it won’t happen (Whitman)
2 band members quit while chris was in arkansas. oops! greg already whining about not knowing it. already bickering with chris, saying he doesn’t take anything seriously. look, maybe people will take you seriously when you stop dressing like a fool
chris going to take a nap instead. greg bitches about having to take care of the situation.
frankie announces he’s gonna go to prey. then makes a joke “I gotta go PRAY” causing ty to laugh. of course, ty also was hysterical at his “ty food” joke last week
ty hanging out with meagan good. why is she sullying herself on this show?
oh wow! “Dirty Little Secret” by All American Rejects!
Frankie meeting with Deirdre, vp of marketing for prey & lobby. um, prey doesn’t exist anymore. it’s Area.
haha, Frankie stuck at Lobby instead. promising that friday nights will be the sexiest ever. (Probably not)
“You been walking around witha glow on your face. it’s like you’re in love or somethin’,” greg to whitman. it’s not a glow. just spilled highlights product.
whitman going ot meet shayne’s dad, who’s “supposed to be some actor or something.” Lorenzo Lamas!
“He’ll beat you up. he’s like ten foot tall!” greg.
whitman arrives at casa del lamas. And there’s lorenzo lamas!

lorenzo and whitman, sitting around — not staged at all.
whitman says he met shayne at a vivid party. “What’s that, Vivid?” lor. this is so staged
“I think it’s porn stars or something like that,” whitman. okay, they’re both smiling. this is retarded.
lorenzo trying to be tough. will he bust out a laser pointer and tell whitman if he’s hot or not (he most certainly isn’t)
whitman pretends to have seen renegade. this is awful. lorenzo trying to bust him.
whitman doesn’t even stand when shayne shows up. classless.
“don’t hurt her heart,” lor. “Hey, can your friend greg get me a job?”
yay! rehearsal! snooze. guess who’s not there? chris!
here comes chris! interrupting “Alone” and “Angels”! greg is so PA to his brother. “Decided to come to something for once,” greg.
oh great, more looped music over the rehearsals
chris can’t remember the words. haha.

prom kings going to have a performance at virgin. and here’s the prez of Geffen. Thanks, MTV!
prom kings singing. does Rn Fair like them? How about Lorenzo lamas?
greg and whitman tlaking to ron fair and ron’s creepy sidekick.
gonna have a meeting next week!
Lobby Opening Night. Yay! and it’s completely empty. haha. what are the odds that at the last second, tons of people will show up?
memo to self: do’t go to fridays at lobby.
sure enough, here come the people. a twentyfourseven miracle!
ty’s waiting for jen to come. i hope she shows up. she needs to see ty and his bumble bee shirt!
whitman waiting for shayne. ty says they’re alike — both sitting there waiitng. Ty then laughs at his own stupid joke again.
11:32 — the club still looks a little thin.
ew, extreme closeup of chris and tongue action.
1:30 AM. ty to a random girl, “like Seriously, like I’m a catch. Know what I’m saying?”
“I’m a good dude. am i cute? am i cute?” ty. shut up you narcissistic idiot.
i love how the guys are hanging out like in a room where there’s no action going on. worst vip room ever. too bright.
could this club be any worse?
poor whitman. dropped by shayne. meanwhile, greg calling haylie duff, his girlfriend. a.k.a. the girl in the GIANT photo by his bed.
hahaha — in a completely scripted VM, chris reports to whitman that he just saw shayne sitting on another dude’s lap. a renegade indeed!