Shocking Developments On Twentyfourseven!

Twentyfourseven

By B-Side | Wednesday, December 20, 2006 | 3:37 pm | 5 Comments

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Recently, MTV began airing Twentyfourseven, which, for lack of a better description, is basically just a parade of douchebags. For the past two weeks, we’ve been scratching our heads, totally puzzled as to how these seven douchebags landed their own vapid reality show. What we didn’t realize was that when these douches come together, they form a Voltron of douchebaggedness — a force so powerful that even the most mighty of opponents must succumb to its douchey powers — and that includes unsuspecting development execs at MTV. Rarely has this supreme beast been seen, but we here at TVgasm are proud to report that we have the internet’s first documented proof that such a monster exists. The revelatory image after the jump…

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Behold, DOUCHE-TRON!!!

You may think this is a laughing matter, but it’s not. These seven douchebags combined threaten to dominate the world! Here’s what happened when they approached MTV:

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MTV thought it had a chance…

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But MTV underestimated the power of Douche-Tron.

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DESTROYED!

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No foe is too great for Douch-Tron. Not even Godzilla.

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“Douche powers, ACTIVATE!”

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Soon, douchebags will rule the world. And there’s nothing we can do about it.

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    Ash
    Posted December 20, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    Freakin hilarious!
    Seriously though, I hate that show. You should’ve let Godzilla eat them!

  2. 2
    HoneyBunny
    Posted December 20, 2006 at 5:00 pm

    Love the “BOLT”…

    I think if you re-arrange the douchebags you can actually form a douchenozzle.

    hb

  3. 3
    kristinsdrunknasalyvoice
    Posted December 22, 2006 at 12:11 pm

    So my mom has been making fun of me for watching that show since I started watching that. I showed her that post and she almost peed her pants.

    Seriously B-side, will you marry me?

  4. 4
    couchpotato
    Posted December 22, 2006 at 1:10 pm

    Too much! Can’t wait to read what you post about this lastest episode

  5. 5
    charcoal2006
    Posted January 28, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    Is this show cancelled?

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