Andy Warhol you Nostradamus you.
The WOW Report announced they are currently in production on a reality hybrid tv show starring the one, the only, Perez Hilton. Shhh, shhh….it’ll be ok. Continue reading through your tears and confusion.
Apparently, WOW is not in fact Women of Wrestling (which would potentially be a show worth watching, even with Perez in it), but rather World of Wonder. Don’t know World of Wonder? They are the production company responsible for such televised mega-hits as The Perfect Penis, Totally Gayer (the sequal, of course to Totally Gay) and the heart warming Cleavage.
Perez gained notoriety when he………ummmmmmm…….well he has a website.
Paris Hilton saw a boom in her career and pop culture relevance when, while still in production on the first season of The Simple Life, a sex tape was released on the internet. Perez hopes to have the same luck his name sake, for on the same day of the press release announcing his “show,” a website Queerty.com(WARNING – NSFW) has published screen caps and photos from Perez Hiltons Manhunt.net profile which include photos of the dick……and his genitals. ZING!
While there is no word yet on specific details, Fenton Bailey, one of the shows producers, was overheard saying “It’s like the Surreal Life hybridized with……you know that thick film you get in your mouth after a particularly long night sucking on a septic tank while your ex-wife pounds you in your balls with bags of money you are paying her in alimony? Yeah, it’ll be something like that.”