We’re Baaaack! Mostly


By Flipit | | 2:24 pm | 78 Comments
Posted in: Recaps

Screen Shot 2012-03-05 At 11.19.33 Am

Lord what a week! Our little team of nerd monkeys has toiled away to get us back up and running. Thanks nerd monkeys!! Your hard work is appreciated and we love you very much.

The site looks crazy different, no? That’s because this is a temp site while we restore our regular look to work with all the new security enhancements that WordPress offers. There is no way in hell we were gonna let evil hacker a hole (who we are referring to as “that little Indonesian rascal”) take us down for a month, so this version will have to suffice til we are fully back!

In the meantime, we are back to full time TV mockery! You’ll notice some fun updates:

You can now subscribe to all posts via email or subscribe to comment threads. This should be great for when we have comment wars going on. Your email will be dinging off the hook.

You can subscribe to individual authors. In a post, just scroll to the bottom and you’ll see an about tab for the recapper. There, you’ll be able to subscribe to that author’s feed.

One page recaps! Pagination is out for now, so enjoy the recaps on one page!

Have fun, and if you’re not comfortable reporting issues in the comments below, email me Flipit75 at gmail dot com.

Flipit
About

Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

78 Comments

  1. 1
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    I missed you very much. And I’m being sincere.

  2. 2
    mere2142
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    I’ve felt like a part of me has been missing this last week. Welcome back!

  3. 3
    Bioscotto
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    It is great to see you back! My life has meaning again!

  4. 4
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    <3 <3 <3 <3

  5. 5
    Moli Moli
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    So happy you’re backish

  6. 6
    Wills
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    Yay! Work has been awful without you!

  7. 7
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Holy granola, Batman I am sooooo happy you’re back! I was almost out of my already over stressed mind. Happyhappyhappyevenitsnotquitethesamehorns!!!

  8. 8
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    (^-^) YAY!

  9. 9
    Fan-Ann
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    Such a sad and lonely time without you guys!

  10. 10
    kczar
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    I hugged my computer when I was able to load this page. Welcome back! Now, don’t ever leave me again or I’ll have to hunt you down and…Anyway, good to have you back.

  11. 11
    slutty_whore
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    oh no, now i’m back to my old name!

  12. 12
    Robinez
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    This avitar looks nothing like me.

  13. 13
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    Robin, is that your avatar? LOL. What the hell? And Derek, were you signing in under facebook for your new name or did I change that for you? I forgot how we handled it. To be honest, I have kinda missed slutty whore.

  14. 14
    Robinez
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    Yes! It’s my avatar. It is always my avatar when I have to re-enter my password. :-)

  15. 15
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    Aww…I’m still logged in. Feels nice to be greeted with a “Welcome back, sarcasatire.” But am I logged in? I thought if I was I didn’t have to use captcha?

    Anyway… Derek..you’re slutty whore? Love it!

    Facebook was good temp solution but I’m glad you guys are back up, if only because I knew it would be hell trying to track all my funny for Commentgasm 2012. ;)

  16. 16
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    hey sarc! log out and log back in. you shouldn’t be forced into captcha! xo

  17. 17
    Val
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    Yayysh! It’s welcoming back and giving captcha also, sarc and flipit! Anyway is so good that you are all back!!
    I say it was an terrorism attack! We were all held hostages! Those bastards! ;)

  18. 18
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    Thanks! :)

  19. 19
    WendyBird
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 12:04 am

    I’m so confused by the new site! I’m sure I’ll get used to it just in time for the good old site to come back. I am so happy you guys are back, there was a big old hole in my snark without you TVgasm, but not even hackers can keep us apart!

  20. 20
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 4:26 am

    yay! You’re back. Whew! Missed you, Flipit and my fellow Gasmii. Can’t wait for full snarking again.

  21. 21
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 4:30 am

    Is THIS my new avatar? I must admit that it captchas my mood in the morning. I’m a morning person, but not pleasant.

  22. 22
    sheesh
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 5:23 am

    Good!

  23. 23
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 5:58 am

    I love these new avatars. They’re like boogers from the Mucinex commercials.

  24. 24
    ChaCha
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 6:16 am

    @sarcasatire: Boogers! I love it…that’s what I call my Inner 12-year-old Boy. Now he has an avatar. Woohoo.

  25. 25
    faye
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 6:41 am

    This is a better feeling than looking behind you seeing no one and having a chance to remove your underwear from up your butt!

  26. 26
    Pegster
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 6:47 am

    I think we should start a poll on how long this latest “We’re Back!!” will last. I’m going with March 9th at 2:30 pm.

    LOVE YA!

  27. 27
    itchy itchy
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 7:25 am

    So… I wonder. Did the hacker get the girl in the end? We need a full recap!

  28. 28
    itchy itchy
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 7:27 am

    Oh yeah, and since I don’t have a facebook account, I couldn’t reassure people that that wasn’t me in the advertisement. That was my brother.

  29. 29
    MatisyahuSerious
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 8:27 am

    that was a girl?????

  30. 30
    lindaw205
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 8:35 am

    I like the avatars but I think they look like cooties. So I guess I like cooties.

  31. 31
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 8:47 am

    My avatar looks like the poop from South Park.

    Nonetheless I am happy to be back kinda…

  32. 32
    labowner
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Yeah you are back, but I tried to register and that page is messed up. Please fix.

  33. 33
    Flippy Floppy
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 9:38 am

    I contacted my IT department. I was sooo confused!

  34. 34
    Clair Clair
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 10:00 am

    Finally!!

    I like that you can go directly to the comments.

    Flip – will the forums be back with the permanent site?

  35. 35
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 10:20 am

    Ya the forums will be back!

  36. 36
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 10:22 am

    I sure hope so Clair. That’s where I go and get my big brother updates.

    Lord knows I can’t go without our weekly prayers.

  37. 37
    sheesh
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 10:32 am

    Man I fucking missed all youse guys.

  38. 38
    sheesh
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 10:38 am

    I’m a purple christmas tree with wings and feelers and a roots for mah hair…..what in Felix the Cat’s name is that little thing in the middle of my purple tree body???

    I’m a pervy purple christmas tree with wings and feelers and roots for mah hair.

  39. 39
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 11:01 am

    Hey labowner! Thanks for pointing that out. We are working on it now. But you are already registered, no? Is it not letting you login with your username/password? I can try to manually reset it for you if you want. Let me know

  40. 40
    cosmonala
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 11:08 am

    My avatar looks like the female reproductive system.
    So glad you are back–I have missed the snark, and work has been so uneventful without you.

  41. 41
    Clair Clair
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 11:11 am

    so – what happened to the site? A hacker got to it?

    I miss my Leeloo avatar. :(

  42. 42
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 11:19 am

    I was starting to thing ya’ll packed up the site and moved it on me cuz you didn’t want me back…. (not crazy bout the booger / reproductive poop avatar – how do we change them?)

  43. 43
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 11:24 am

    A mouth?

  44. 44
    labowner
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Shit, am I registered? I really don’t remember. :)

  45. 45
    Clair Clair
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Thanks for the avatar change, Flippppster, but um, somehow it’s just not the same.

  46. 46
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    You don’t like being a bright pink muffin topped bug thing? WTH? I can change the generic avatars, but you guys can also upload your own. Once you login to the site, there’s a “Profile” option where you logged in. Just click that and be whoever you want. Well, in pic form anyway.

  47. 47
    Clair Clair
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Maybe I’ll be a Snicker’s bar!

  48. 48
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    fight! fight! fight! i don’t need no damn nuts in ma candeh!

  49. 49
    Pikey
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Since I never had an avatar, I kinda like mine – looks like how I feel today! I love the entire recap being on one page as well… Missed everyone here and so glad TVGasm is back! p.s. I also love that it kept my comment when I forgot to input the captcha code and had to go back.

  50. 50
    giffordsaz
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    my avatar is a turd now.. and I am being held hostage and could really use some help getting back to the real world….

    Where are the forums??

  51. 51
    Robinez
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    PS, I just noticed when I click on my avatar it says “Kate”. I have no clue who Kate is! With the old format I couldn’t click on it. This is an avatar that TVG gave me many yrs ago when I signed up on webtv! LOL

    So, I need to log out and then log back in to change my avatar? Actually, I kinda want one of those new fancy dancy, poopy south park looking ones!

  52. 52
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Ya log in and out then change!

  53. 53
    Robinez
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    easy for you to say!

  54. 54
    Robin Robinez
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Testing

  55. 55
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    hey giff!! hahah at the turd. i can make all the avatars robots if you guys want! the forums will be back. they’re still being debugged

  56. 56
    Robin Robinez
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    Apparently you don’t just log in and out and then change. You log out, then don’t log back in, then you get the little poopy guys. :-)

  57. 57
    Robin Robinez
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    At least it is a heart shaped poo, Giff. Makes it look real fancy. :-)

  58. 58
    Clair Clair
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    come on – I tried to change my avatar hours ago and I still have this – “Your profile photo has been submitted for review.”

    Not that I don’t love my purple piece of poo (or the fake Leeloo, thx Flip), but I want my old one back!!!!

  59. 59
    Robin Robinez
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Me too, Clair. Although in my case it kept deleting my file when I clicked update profile.

    Not saying this to pile on and complain, just wanted to let folks know so they don’t waste time on it, thinking that they are doing something wrong. I admit, I wasted too much time on my avatar instead of getting back to doing what I love to do here the most, read The Best Recaps from the Best Recappers!

    Although it is weird seeing your posts without your red headed gal. ;)

  60. 60
    annie anniedawg25
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    Glad you’re back!! And with the exception of “Avatar-Gate” I do love this new site.

  61. 61
    lestermaddox
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    You’re back! You’re back! This just made my poopy day so much better!

  62. 62
    Robin Robinez
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    Whew! So glad you don’t have a facebook acct..I said some things….

  63. 63
    itchy itchy
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 12:08 am

    Oh, don’t tempt me, Robin… Not sure if they’ll let me use Itchy as my account name. I’d have to use my real name, Tinea Curis. And that’s a no-go.

  64. 64
    kthxbai
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 2:57 am

    Yay to being back enough so we can click it!

    It says my comments are awaiting moderation. I know it probably just thinks I’m spam.

    But that’s gotten boring. So I’m pretending it’s because my opinions are so controversial they make the dignitaries nervous.

  65. 65
    radsauce radsauce
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Finally! When I tried the webpage and it finally opened this morning, I actually let out a huge sigh of relief. I can now get on with my day.

  66. 66
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    No Fair Radsauce gets to be an angry cupcake and I get stuck with this overly lipsticked heart on springs with an exposed brain and drunk eyes.

    I wanna be a cupcake! (pout)

  67. 67
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Making the dignitaries nervous! BWHWHAHAHAHAH!!! I am supposed to be on a call for work they think I have choke on water. Little do they know.

  68. 68
    Robin Robinez
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    Awww. I think your avatar is cute Tinkerbell. This whole avatar thing is funny. It is like we have all showed up at a costume party with costumes picked by flipit.

  69. 69
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Thanks Robin – I guess I should be relieved that mine has her lipstick on (since I am NEVER without mine) it’s just the brain exposure, I feel kinda naked maybe that’s why my eyes look so dazed?

    Btw, Robin, I think your av just winked at me.

  70. 70
    Robin Robinez
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    LOL Tinkerbell, My avatar looks like a very bad blow job is about to happen! ;)

  71. 71
    Buffy
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    Love the updates. Welcome back!!

  72. 72
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    Huh. I thought I was looking at Blueberry anus.

  73. 73
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    My avatar is Snooki with morning sickness.

  74. 74
    Robin Robinez
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    Your avatar looks like a piece of toast that is trying not to pee. So, Yes Snookie!

  75. 75
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    It’s my UTI.

  76. 76
    Robin Robinez
    Posted March 8, 2012 at 1:18 am

    LOL@ UTI

  77. 77
    Posted March 8, 2012 at 1:46 am

    OK so i couldn’t figure out what was up so i deleted the avatar plugin. now we’re all snot bugs. i’m a fat pacman ghost. i hope you people are happy!

  78. 78
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 8, 2012 at 5:04 am

    Cool! I got my little unicorn bird-fish, thingy back. We are all just so festive. And Sinusister, you do keep your knees together nicely. Such a lady.

    Thank you Flip. I like your ghost, but don’t be blue!

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