Our 2000th Post!

Recaps

By B-Side | Friday, April 21, 2006 | 2:43 pm | 24 Comments
Posted in: Recaps

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It may be hard to believe, but this post — this very one you’re reading — is our 2000th TVgasm post. We can’t believe that we’ve churned out so many entries, and we want to thank everyone for reading, writing, and commenting over the past two years (anniversary in May). Hopefully you’ll stay with us for the next two thousand.

Gosh, 1,999 posts all leading up to one pithy, self-congratulatory paragraph. Sort of anticlimactic, yes?

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24 Comments

  1. 1
    J Unit
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 3:05 pm

    Yay!

  2. 2
    zevonia
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    Double yay- you people make tv so much more fun! So glad I found you. Here’s to the next 2K- may they be as snarky and mirthful as the last 2K.

  3. 3
    derder
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 3:14 pm

    Ditto what zevonia said.
    You guys are the best. And this site has given me hours upon hours of endless laughs.

  4. 4
    Lizardqueen
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 3:20 pm

    Wasting time has never been so embarrassing. Thanks TVgasm!

  5. 5
    JayhawkAnne
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 3:50 pm

    Broadband internet connection: $40 per month.
    Mac Powerbook G4: $1500.
    The feeling of Diet Coke spewing from your nose while reading TVgasm: PRICELESS

  6. 6
    stacyrocks
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 3:53 pm

    I love TVgasm!! Thanks for making my work days much more fun :)

  7. 7
    stacyrocks
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 3:55 pm

    TVGASM HAS IMPROVED MY ATTENDANCE AT WORK! YAY MONEY!! :D

  8. 8
    Leah3t
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    heaven and hell,
    gasm power and cosmic rays,
    make me watch tv for days,
    and snark will be my source

    ——Jade

    Oh beautiful! Jade is now the poet laurate of tvgasm!
    Congrats guys!

  9. 9
    mountain_girl
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    Hooray for TVgasm! You guys make each one of days so much better because I know that every time I come by for a visit something will make me laugh. Maybe it’ll be that brand new post that was put up in the 15 minutes since I had been here last or maybe it is one of my old favorties that I find I have to go back to and enjoy over and over again (the great Giada disaster anyone?).

    Like zevonia said, here’s hoping that the next 2000+ posts are just as snarky and hilarious as the first.

  10. 10
    HoneyBunny
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 4:17 pm

    I just had 2000 tingles….wait….2001.

    Are there gift bags?

    hb

  11. 11
    the_qwertz
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 4:21 pm

    so what youre saying is my blowout recap was post 2001?

    oooh, i always felt i was so new millenium.

  12. 12
    Tracie
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 4:42 pm

    Congratulations, TVGasm! I’ve spent so many hours at work reading the recaps on this site, you’ve even prompted me to watch some shows.

    Here’s to another 2,000!

  13. 13
    Vasha
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 5:01 pm

    Congratulations. Discovering this site was my Birthday and Christmas gift roll into one. I thought I loved t.v. before but you guys made it even better. Thanks to all the writers, your snarkyness sustain me.

  14. 14
    prettyinpink
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    Kudos, and here’s for another 2K!
    You guys are the BEST!!!

  15. 15
    ImHot
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 5:42 pm

    Congratulations guys. Thanks for making TV fun again.

  16. 16
    sg-dub
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 5:55 pm

    Dude, like, whatever. Perez Hilton has 2000 posts in a month.

  17. 17
    zoobabe
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 6:07 pm

    Congrats guys and thanks for the laughs. You are my favorite site, and I tell all my friends about you too! Where’s the anniversary party ‘cuz I’ll bring the wine! ;)

  18. 18
    Clair
    Posted April 21, 2006 at 8:56 pm

    Congratulations! Wish I had known about this site when post #1 came about. Thank goodness for the archives.

  19. 19
    m_ruv
    Posted April 22, 2006 at 6:20 am

    Is that Harriet Miers holding the pom-poms?

  20. 20
    littledarling
    Posted April 22, 2006 at 7:00 am

    Congratulations TVGasm! Thanks for making my work days so fun again!

  21. 21
    dahrache
    Posted April 22, 2006 at 8:22 am

    Congrats! Thanks to the Best Week Ever Blog, I was introduced to you in the middle of BB6. I wish I would have found you sooner. Course if I had, there would be even less things that I would have managed to accomplish…I seriously spend a ton of time here.

    I’m not a big poster. Whenever I have something to say, someone else has usually said it already. But I enjoy reading everything everyone posts.

    Thanks!

  22. 22
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted April 22, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    For the 2000 posts
    from the funniests hosts
    who ever talked about tv

    For all the killer jokes
    all the jabs and pokes
    can you believe that it’s all free?

    Can you count the times
    that you laughed at lines
    mocking Toral or Chenbot?

    We ooh’d at baby-dub
    read news from mruv
    madeyoulaugh made us laugh a lot

    Who could ever know
    So many reality shows
    Youcantmakeitup if you tried

    Now we Kelly this
    Kangowego that
    An we do it all with pride

    Spent idol time with Papi
    read some Goddly Copy
    and then blogged about some sharks

    Trump’s buffoons were fired
    Martha’s kid inspired
    all kinds of worthy snarks

    Xena hung with bats
    wacky Raj wore spats
    and we all saw Marissa’s nip

    Oh and have you heard
    all about Fairplays turd
    or seen the Scott & Jase clip?

    We were all so happy
    as we all watched Cappy
    lose that second time around

    Kasar was the king
    watching Howie Sing
    bout his lovely Janey Doll

    Bye Bye Bitches
    Had us in stiches
    Sad the friendship won it all

    As we hail Ed,
    things J-unit said
    and B-Side’s blurry pics

    What a groovy site
    Hell it’s dynomite
    It’s were I get my kicks!

  23. 23
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted April 22, 2006 at 6:09 pm

    Fantastic poem, Tink, but how could you possibly have neglected to mention “taco blocko?” (ya know, that whole debate about the best female version of “cock block”…)

    Damn fine poem, tho. Don’t mind me, I’m just bugging.

    Guys, thanks for all the yooge laughs. Sometimes I wish I didn’t work from home, ‘cos then I’d be wasting all that time reading your hilarious posts and everyone’s spot-on responses on someone ELSE’S dime.

    I first found you guys when I had been overseas (’bout this time last year)and missed the whole seedy Pat O’Brien cell phone shenanigans. I did a search on google and found your site, complete with all the painfully hilarious recordings therein.

    You guys rock my world and keep me giggling.

    And mountain_girl, I revisited/showed that Giada disaster bit to someone just the other day and cracked up all over again.

    thanks heaps, doods.

  24. 24
    JasonR
    Posted April 23, 2006 at 6:12 pm

    Congrats guys. I discovered the ‘gasm right around the last month of BB6 and have been hooked ever since. Keep the funny coming, and may clever hoodies and horny single Catholics keep your bills paid for another 2000 posts.

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