Look, bitches! Me with Penelope Cruz! We ran into each other at the Coffee Bean!!! I asked her why she didn't come to my birthday party -- which featured Kelly Osbourne, Sophia Bush, Tori Spelling, and many, MANY other celebrities that I know. Penelope said she didn't know who I was, and I was like "Girlfriend, you're a funny bitch!" I can't wait to tell my good friends Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan about this.

Do you know what it feels like for a girl? In this world? :)

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Thanks, bitches! I'll have to forward this to my very good friends, La Lohan and Paris!

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I was on MTV Nova Scotia today! I can thank my agent at CAA for that. Afterwards I hung out with Paris Hilton! She's my main bitch! Then we celebrated my birthday and you'll never guess who came to MY birthday!

First, Santino Rice from Project Runway 2 showed up. That was a surprise. I thought only La Lohan and Paris Hilton would come by -- because they're my friends and all. But anyway more people showed up, and I'm not just talking about my friends Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

Lizzie Grubman came by and so did Wilmer Valderamma, Corbin Bernson (hottie!), and Marisa Tomei!! They all showed up at my birthday party!

The best part was when 50 Cent showed up and sat next to MY table! I thought that being a rapper and all, he'd be way to cool to come to my birthday party -- since I'm just a blogger -- but he came! I was so excited, I immediately ran and got my good friend Paris Hilton. I was like "Paris, where's our other good friend Lindsay Lohan?" She didn't know (luv ya!).

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I found a photo!

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Hey y'all! I'm back in my new flavorite city, Manhattan! I don't know if you've ever heard of it, but it's the best! Where my bitches at?

La Lohan and I went to a club where we danced to Madonna! Now she's back in Los Angeles where I'll be next week.

See you in L.A. next week, LL!

(Did I mention that I'm friends with Lindsay Lohan?) I'm P-Side!

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