Testimonials

After a break, Bill and Chloe arrive at the hangar in the A Team van. Chloe pops out of the van and Jack tells her to put a wire on Matobo. Then, Renee sees Jack for the first time since he shot her and buried her alive. The look on her face is quite displeased. I don't know what her problem is...it's just a flesh wound. Jack asks her if she's OK, and she says "What do you think? You shot me and buried me alive." Haha. Best line of the season so far! You Go, Zombie Spice!

Jack tells her to stop being such a nitwit, Emerson would have killed her if he hadn't done those things to her. Besides, resurrection is totally working out for her. She looks FAB! He tells her they didn't have a choice, and she says he did...he could have trusted her. He asks her if she would have believed him if he told her everything back at FBI HQ, and she doesn't respond. I'm with Jack on this one. If someone came at me with a story filled with typical '24' twists and turns, I'd believe only that they needed medical attention for their psychiatric problems.

Meanwhile, Chloe orders Mr. Matobo to have a seat. She needs to outfit him with a super-swanky transmitter that will be attached to one of his teeth, allowing them to know where he is at all times. Matobo asks if she is with the FBI, and Chloe responds "No, I'm a stay at home mom," which is absolutely hysterical. The tone of her voice when she says this is: "The FBI is for sissies!" I have to agree, if she can give birth to a child fathered by the gigantic-headed Morris, she is superhuman. She tells him to open up, and then commands him to do it wider, which is something her obstetrician probably had to say repeatedly during childbirth.

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Bill informs Jack of the plane incident and 270 deaths, as well as the threat of 10,000 more. He tells Jack that they only have an hour to stop it, which is way more than enough time for Bauer to pull something off. Renee overhears and looks confused. Jack asks her if she's OK, and she says she is dizzy, but fine. He tells her to sit down, and she asks if it's really true that the Bureau and Administration are corrupted. He tells her that not everyone in those places are bad, but until they figure out who is, they can't trust anybody. She asks if he thinks the A Team can really stop the whole thing, and he says "We have to, it's as simple as that," leaving her staring off into space dramatically.

Outside the cabinet meeting, Tim Woods pulls Kanin aside and informs him the President is completely alone on her "Stay the Course" warpath, and that she's going to get a lot of people killed. He tells Kanin that he needs to talk some sense into her, which Kanin has already tried to do 1 bajillion times today. Ol' Pansy-Pants Slimeball agrees, noting they simply have to get through to her. Woods wants to know how he proposes to do that, and Kanin implies that the only man she'll listen to is her husband, and they have to get him on their side.

Don't worry Kanin...he'd be a pretty captive audience right now...

Conveniently, we cut away to first hubby, who is still neuro-paralytically paralyzed, or whatever, in Samantha Ross's apartment. The drugs haven't affected his eyes, because he's shooting daggers at his former Lil' Buddy Brian who is now sporting the newest look in Psycho wear, arm-length plastic gloves. Patrick Bateman would be Soooo jealous. He had to wear a crappy raincoat on his killing sprees. Brian is cutting cable chord out of the wall, for some nefarious purpose other than stealing the Spice channel, it seems.

Tim Gunn's Guide to Psychopath Style: 1989 vs. 2009

Just then, Samantha Ross and the other agent arrive outside the apartment building, which by my calculations is just under 1 hour after they originally left the café. She must have begged him to stop off somewhere. My guess is a quick stop to get her eyebrows done and another for a Jamba Juice. After Samantha exits the car, nameless dude calls up to Brian, who is fondling the cable and staring at the rafters in the loft apartment. So, either Brian is planning to hang First Hubby, or he's getting ready to practice his audition routine for Cirque Du Soleil. He tells his nameless partner to keep watch until he's "done." He doesn't strip down and change into a purple unitard, so my official guess is that he's going to hang First Hubby! Oh-No!

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