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As Jack starts searching Dubaku's clothes for "the list", the paramedics start administering defibrillator paddles, but they aren't working due to some kind of interference from a metal plate under Dubaku's skin! This gets Jack's attention, and he demands they open him up to get the plate out! They protest, and he pulls the "we don't have time" card again, so they relent. They cut into the colonel with a scalpel, and Jack finds a small chip implanted in his skin. Cool, but gross! He finally lets the paramedics take Dubaku away, and calls Larry to let him know what he found. As he describes the chip and what it contains to Larry, we catch a glimpse of D-Bag listening in with a "Curses! Foiled Again!" look on his face. Larry asks Jack if he can upload the information, but Jack hasn't seen this kind of chip before, so doesn't know how. He asks a kindly, nameless helicopter pilot to take it to FBI HQ and put it Larry's hands, and Larry's hands alone!

Sean, who was listening in, flips out and takes off for the ladies room, where DeadSlut is washing her hands and performing a soaring rendition of 'Saving All My Love For You'. When Sean storms in, she's surprised because he was totally anti-quickie earlier today when she suggested it. She wants to know what's wrong, and he tells her to just listen and not "overreact." When he tells her about the database making it's way to FBI HQ, she totally overreacts! Her instinct is to get the hell out of dodge, but he tells her he has a plan and he promises her it'll be alright. This prompts her to bring up his other failed promises such as Dubaku getting out of the country and the whole "leaving his wife" thing. He calms her down a little with a creepy soothing voice and tells her his master plan is to crash all of the systems at FBI HQ. She calls this plan "crazy", and he tells her it's not. Once Chloe downloads the info, they'll crash the system and reformat all the drives...wiping the slate clean and saving their asses! Easy Peasy! DeadSlut is still skeptical, so creepy D-Bag gets all complimentary. Telling her how she's the best there is and yada yada...he puts his hand on her face, and she calms down, agreeing to do it. He tells her to go up to the server room and get started, and he'll bring the reformatted drive she needs. Before she leaves, he says he loves her. She giggles like a school girl and says she loves him too. They kiss, he pats her on the ass, and she skips off happily. It's official: Just as Larry is completely P*ssy-whipped by Renee, Agent DeadSlut is completely Dick-notized by Ol' D-Bag.

Act III opens In a hospital where Zombie Spice is staring forlornly at the walls again. A cop comes up and hands her Marika's personal effects, which she looks at sadly. Jack approaches the emotional wreck politely and tells her that Larry and Chloe got the drive, and that they should have something in the next few minutes. Agent Walker gets confrontational and says "That's all that matters, right?" Back off Barbie! Jack doesn't like what happened to Marika either, but it was necessary and she's going to have to find a way to live with it. Renee sarcastically shoots back a question "How, pretend it never happened?" Sensing this conversation is going nowhere, Jack walks away, telling her he'll let her know when Chloe finds something.

At FBI HQ, Larry delivers the drive to Chloe, who notes that it's a "PX-1-7" with an auto-erase function. Translation, they've only got one download! Ruh-roh! She pops it in, and the download starts automatically while she and Larry look on with concerned faces.

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