Down in the dark server room, Erika is fussing with cables and stuff when D-Bag comes in and hands her the drive she needs and starts watching surveillance cameras to watch out for Larry/Chloe. Erika gets to work and tells Sean it'll just a few minutes while she bypasses security protocols. Just then, D-Bag gets a call from Burnett. Sean informs him that the FBI is in possession of the drive, and Burnett flips out, telling him he needs to take care of it. Sean assures him he's working on it, and hangs up while Erika is grumbling "Damn It!" There's a few tense moments while Erika works on the computer and spouts a lot of tech-babble about roadblocks she's encountering while Sean looks on nervously. After a few frantic keystrokes and more grumbling tech-speak, the monitor chirps and whirs and a bunch of screens flash by quickly. Success?! Sean asks "Is that it?" and Erika gets a happy/satisfied look on her face and tells him the program is running!
Down in the conference room, Chloe starts to panic when she realizes the system is reformatting and they are going to lose everything! Larry tells her to stop it...but it's too late. Chloe notes it's a deliberate crash, and they need to get to the mainframe room ASAP!
Sean notices Larry/Chloe on the way, and tells Erika they need to hurry up and get out of there. She still has that satisfied smile on her face, and informs him that it's done and there's no stopping it! This prompts Sean to get all horny and say "Baby, I knew your could do it" while Erika giggles. He puts his hands on her face and starts backing her up against the servers for a little make-out session. At first, I was totally confused because he said they needed to get out of there. DeadSlut asks "Are we going to be OK?" and Sean's says "We're going to be fine." They start making out. But then, a gunshot! Erika groans! D-Bag frickin shot her in the stomach! (I'm now two for two, with Sean being the mole and DeadSlut being a Dead Slut! I am available for Psychic readings for $1,000/hour. Leave requests in the comment section.) Erika slumps to the floor with a confused/betrayed look on her face and blood gushing from her mouth, while Sean just watches her creepily. He says "sorry", shoots himself in the arm, and then slides the gun over to her just as Larry bursts in with Chloe behind him!
Larry orders Sean to the floor, and he starts with his ass-covering immediately. He says "Larry it wasn't me." Larry orders Chloe to start recovering the files while he tries to figure out WTF is going on. D-Bag does his best James Frey imitation and lets rip a harrowing tale filled with half-truths and fabrications. He blames Erika for everything and plays stupid. He says he discovered that she issued the warrants and got suspicious, and then hacked into her work station and discovered she was trying to crash the system. He followed her up to the server room to confront her, she shot him in the arm, and then they struggled and he "accidentally" shot her in the gut. Chloe informs Larry they lost everything as backup comes in. Larry makes a grumbly growly face, and we cut to break!
Act IV opens in the FBI Nurse's office, which they had to put into HQ after Janis accidentally infested everyone with a particularly nasty case of feline lice. Sean is freshening up and changing into a fresh shirt, which he has kept a stash of handy in the office ever since he started doing sweaty sexy time with Erika in the supply closet. Larry comes in and asks for more details of Sean's pretend sting operation on the Dead Slut, and Sean continues to play dumb...demanding to know what is going on. Larry finally spills the beans about how the government has been compromised by Dubaku (including the FBI), which is why he brought in Chloe. Sean tells Daddy Larry that he wishes he would have trusted him with that information, and Larry repeats the '24' chorus: (all together now!) "I didn't know who I could trust."
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Comments (4)
Act IV opens in the FBI Nurse's office, which they had to put into HQ after Janis accidentally infested everyone with a particularly nasty case of feline lice.
Haha, best line of the recap and so true.
Also good call on DeadSlut, the first minute I saw her I knew she was D-E-D.
1 of 4 | Posted by johncon966 | Posted on February 26, 2009 2:43 PM
Tell Simon to take a hike! ;-) This was awesome - you should put that on video!
I think my favorites are Walker/Bauer, Taylor (the O face, hysterical!), dead Dubaku and Plum Pudding. The judges from the Muppets were great too!
I think Ethan's up to something too. I'm split 50/50 on Tony. Renee's starting to annoy the eff out of me, she's worse than Jiminy Cricket.
2 of 4 | Posted by jjnoza | Posted on February 26, 2009 9:32 PM
@ Johncon
Thanks! Janis needs to wash her hair badly! Who did Janeane Garofalo piss off in wardrobe to be stuck with that do and purple outfit for the season?
@ JJnoza
Now that the threat is moving on to the White House and Jack is teamed up with Tony again, let's hope we get a little break from Renee for a while!
I'm taking a break from videos, haha! But we did have a post-mortem at the production office and discuss ways to improve/shorten for next time. I may try again in a few weeks.
3 of 4 | Posted by Dogsnaxx | Posted on February 27, 2009 5:32 AM
>Renee's starting to annoy the eff out of me
omg yes! I'm almost willing to see Kim Bauer come back because I think she may be less annoying than Renee. :)
Wow....Grease AND Hair musical references in one recap?! Excellent! :)
Great episode - greater recap....made me laugh out loud several times - which is weird because I'm alone at the office today....hope the cleaning crew isn't here... lol!
4 of 4 | Posted by Wildheart | Posted on February 28, 2009 1:59 PM