Greg Seaton comes in and tells Hodges that he just got word Bauer is on his way to Kennedy Hospital to interrogate Burnett! Hodges is surprised, since Bauer was under arrest and all. He kvetches that Burnett is going to spill everything and ruin their dastardly plans! Seaton tells him not to fret, he already sent someone to take care of Burnett, and this person can take care of Bauer too. Hodges asks who he sent, and he says "Quinn". Hodges response: "Oh, Quinn's good. Bauer's good too." Haha...I kinda like Hodges.
Meanwhile, Jack and Larry have already arrived at the hospital and are being briefed by some nameless Agent. He tells them it's going to take a few minutes because Burnett needs to be revived. The doctors had to sedate him because he was such a wreck when he showed up. On cue, the doctor shows up and gives them a hard time for "brutalizing" his patient and says he won't let it happen again. Jack gives him a "Bitch, Please!" look and tells him about the whole complicit in a terrorist attack stuff. Pansy Pants Doctor!

Before Jack can really go off on the Doc, Larry steps in and tells him it'll be a controlled interrogation, and they won't harm Burnett. The Doc kinda purses his lips and then takes off to administer the "Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey" drugs that'll bring Burnett back.
We cut to somewhere else in the hospital, where a mean looking dude in scrubs is strolling intensely with some kind of backpack. This must be Dr. Quinn!
Dr. Quinn enters a random room and starts talking to the Werther's Man, Robert. He asks a bunch of questions that seem benign such as "Do you have a wife/children/grandchildren". The poor sap, not realizing he's dealing with some kind of weird sociopath that only kills lonely people, tells him there won't be anyone to mourn his passing, so Dr. Quinn totally suffocates him with a pillow! While the poor lonely old dude flatlines, the nurses rush into the room and leave their station unattended, giving Dr. Quinn a chance to download the security schematics of the hospital onto his handy-dandy PDA! Once he has Burnett's location down, he enters a storage room, and climbs into the ceiling crawl space. These '24' Villains sure love crawl spaces!

"Where's my butterscotch puddin'?"
Back at the White House, Olivia strolls in to check on Aaron. She's had a definite attitude twist and is not acting at all like the spoiled bitch she has been thus far. In fact, she's totally sweet! That combined with Aaron's toplessness (Dude! Wax your shoulders!) gave the following scene an oddly flirtatious tone, that I found unsettling. She asks how he is, he asks how she is. They say "fine" and smile. She thanks him for saving her life, and he tells her no thanks required...just doing my job! She reminds him it's not really his job anymore, since he retired, and asked if his retirement had anything to do with Martha Logan. He tells her he was close with Martha, but resists her attempts to pry further by telling her he doesn't want to talk about it. (Stupid Olivia! Never bring up the exes on the first date!) At any rate, she apologizes, and he tells her she doesn't have to. She tells him not to be a stranger, and calls him Agent Pierce. He tells her to call him Aaron. They smile at each other and she leaves. Aaron's totally gonna score with the younger chick! Go Aaron!

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Comments (8)
Great episode! Hilarious recap! Thanks, Dogsnaxx!
Who else thinks Zombie Spice looks like Miss Coco Peru?!?!?!?
1 of 8 | Posted by slumrville | Posted on March 14, 2009 7:24 AM
@ slumrville
LOL. I googled Miss Coco, and you are right! If Renee had an Adam's Apple and Dong, they'd be twins!
2 of 8 | Posted by Dogsnaxx | Posted on March 14, 2009 7:59 AM
One of your best recaps, Dogsnaxx!
Did you notice that the GI Joe/Bill doll looked like John McCain?
I think that Sen. Pansy Pants shrieked, "Behind you!" at Jack, not "NO!"
I'll bet Hodges is scheming to put evil Powers Boothe in the White House! He was probably Taylor's disgraced opponent.
3 of 8 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on March 14, 2009 2:51 PM
HAHAHAHA!!! AGREED!!! Feel free to insert a visual comparison in next week's recap (and a shout-out would be nice)!!!
4 of 8 | Posted by slumrville | Posted on March 14, 2009 8:01 PM
Great job, as usual! I can always count on you to make me laugh! And point out things I missed watching the show - hello the Bill doll!
Speaking of Bill... Am I the only one mourning him? I loved his character, Chia growth and all. He has that hot older man thing going on, plus he was always just a decent character. I wish they could have gotten Dickhead in the explosion instead.
Loved the zombie screen shot of Walker - I delete way too many pictures of myself with that same expression. The Willis one was so funny too!
Olivia needs to be bitch slapped.
Think Hodges is in cahoots with Hayworth?
5 of 8 | Posted by jjnoza | Posted on March 14, 2009 10:20 PM
@ Pixielated
Thanks! And you are totally right, that doll looks like McCain! The producers of the show are McCain fans, I wonder if it was intentional?
@ Slumrville
...stay tuned! If Renee gives Coco face, I'll do a side by side for sure.
@ jjnoza
I totally got a little choked up when Bill bought the farm during my first viewing of the episode. I think repeated viewings and trying to be funny in the recap desensitized me. But let's all raise our glasses to Chia Bill. He grew and grew and grew into our hearts!
I have a feeling Hayworth has something to do with everything going on. If it's not him, it's his little piggy David.
6 of 8 | Posted by Dogsnaxx | Posted on March 15, 2009 6:16 AM
*raises glass* RIP, Chia Bill!
7 of 8 | Posted by jjnoza | Posted on March 15, 2009 4:46 PM
I'll miss Bill.
8 of 8 | Posted by Firthguy | Posted on March 16, 2009 8:32 AM