As Quinn casually strolls through the parking lot outside, we see Jack creep behind a security guard. He knocks the poor dude out, sending him to nappy land, and totally steals a security DVD and iPhone!
At Starkwood, Seaton gets the call from Quinn that "it's done." He lets Hodges know the good news that Burnett is dead and Bauer has been framed for it. Hodges says "Good. Now we're having some fun!" Still loving Hodges!
In the hospital, Larry gets a call from Jack (using the stolen iPhone). Jack tells him the likely story about the scary man coming down through the celing after neutralizing him with gas and doing the deed/framing him. Larry tells him to "come in" so they can "talk" about it. Yeah, right! Jack tells Larry he can't do that, and the bad guys want the Feds distracted with Bauer so they can go about their nefarious business. As Jack hangs up on him, Larry growls "damn it!" and gives his best angry face. Meanwhile, Jack runs off into the night to solve everything on his own.
Ba-Bum-Ba-Bum-Ba-Bum-Ba-Bum!
Wow! Another really crazy/action-packed episode. It's getting hard to recap every week because it's just.so.damn.action.packed! We're finally off the Sangala stuff, and onto the Big Bad Private Security Firm threat thing that has been teased since '24' Redemption. What do you guys think that group is up to? Some kind of privately funded coup to install Ass-Coverer Hayworth in the Oval Office? Only time will tell! Until next week...
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Comments (8)
Great episode! Hilarious recap! Thanks, Dogsnaxx!
Who else thinks Zombie Spice looks like Miss Coco Peru?!?!?!?
1 of 8 | Posted by slumrville | Posted on March 14, 2009 7:24 AM
@ slumrville
LOL. I googled Miss Coco, and you are right! If Renee had an Adam's Apple and Dong, they'd be twins!
2 of 8 | Posted by Dogsnaxx | Posted on March 14, 2009 7:59 AM
One of your best recaps, Dogsnaxx!
Did you notice that the GI Joe/Bill doll looked like John McCain?
I think that Sen. Pansy Pants shrieked, "Behind you!" at Jack, not "NO!"
I'll bet Hodges is scheming to put evil Powers Boothe in the White House! He was probably Taylor's disgraced opponent.
3 of 8 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on March 14, 2009 2:51 PM
HAHAHAHA!!! AGREED!!! Feel free to insert a visual comparison in next week's recap (and a shout-out would be nice)!!!
4 of 8 | Posted by slumrville | Posted on March 14, 2009 8:01 PM
Great job, as usual! I can always count on you to make me laugh! And point out things I missed watching the show - hello the Bill doll!
Speaking of Bill... Am I the only one mourning him? I loved his character, Chia growth and all. He has that hot older man thing going on, plus he was always just a decent character. I wish they could have gotten Dickhead in the explosion instead.
Loved the zombie screen shot of Walker - I delete way too many pictures of myself with that same expression. The Willis one was so funny too!
Olivia needs to be bitch slapped.
Think Hodges is in cahoots with Hayworth?
5 of 8 | Posted by jjnoza | Posted on March 14, 2009 10:20 PM
@ Pixielated
Thanks! And you are totally right, that doll looks like McCain! The producers of the show are McCain fans, I wonder if it was intentional?
@ Slumrville
...stay tuned! If Renee gives Coco face, I'll do a side by side for sure.
@ jjnoza
I totally got a little choked up when Bill bought the farm during my first viewing of the episode. I think repeated viewings and trying to be funny in the recap desensitized me. But let's all raise our glasses to Chia Bill. He grew and grew and grew into our hearts!
I have a feeling Hayworth has something to do with everything going on. If it's not him, it's his little piggy David.
6 of 8 | Posted by Dogsnaxx | Posted on March 15, 2009 6:16 AM
*raises glass* RIP, Chia Bill!
7 of 8 | Posted by jjnoza | Posted on March 15, 2009 4:46 PM
I'll miss Bill.
8 of 8 | Posted by Firthguy | Posted on March 16, 2009 8:32 AM