Testimonials

After the break, Ethan finally arrives at his car. Either he parked an awfully long way from the White House, or he stopped to do a naked jig of joy on the National Mall to celebrate Ho-Livia's downfall. He pops the trunk and swaps his briefcase for a little back containing the listening device. His gym bag remains untouched in the corner of the trunk...and all the tourists that were treated to his naked jig silently shake their fists to the heavens that he doesn't work out a little more often. Anhoo, Ethan pops the data disk in and does a little rewinding. He hits play smack dab in the middle of Ho-Livia and Martin's shady conversation. Too his credit, once again, Ethan has a look of slack-jawed disbelief upon hearing first-hand confirmation that Ho-Livia is an evil, lying, manipulative little bitch.

Back at the warehouse, Tony saunters into the medical chamber to hear the "good" news that Jack is a viable host and they should be able to reconstitute the weapons using his organs! Holy crap balls! Tony notes that Jack isn't looking to good and inquires after his condition. Not that he gives a crap, mind you, he just wants to make sure they harvest his organs before he kicks the bucket! COLD.AS.ICE! The Doc tells him the pathogen should survive for a couple of hours after death, and only burning Jack's body at 5,000 degrees or hotter will destroy it. Tony seems pleased with the update and heads out.

Someone didn't get the memo that Baddies are supposed to scowl a lot and sneer. It's the hapless supporting law enforcement types that are allowed to be weirdly perky.

Meanwhile, Cara schmoozes Boss Allen on the phone. She updates him on the Bauer/Pathogen-recovery thing and does her cheerleader routine for Almeida. Allen is skeptical about bringing Tony into the fold, but Cara persists. She sings Tony's praises to High Heaven and pretty much begs Allen while reiterating how super awesome Tony is at everything. Allen relents and agrees to head to the warehouse to meet Tony in person and supervise the Bauer/Pathogen stuff! Tony seems pleased and he and Cara share a little snuggle.

Back in the medical room, the "doctors" prepare Jack for stransport, no sooner have they removed the strap holding him down, than Jack springs the heck back to life! He splices one dudes throat with a scalpel, stabs another in the neck, and chokes the third with his handcuffs! Holy crap, Jack! Once all three "docs" are dead as doornails, Jack high-tails it out of the warehouse and runs out into the daylight.

We're treated to a little split screen action of everyone sort of going about their business while the sun rises again on Season 7.

Tony and Cara discover the dead docs and open door of the warehouse. Tony notes that Jack is too weak to have gotten far, so they split up and take off in hot pursuit!

Ba-Bum-Ba-Bum-Ba-Bum-Ba-Bum!

It's 7AM and Renee is hanging out with Kim Bauer outside the parking garage of the hospital. It was pitch black when last we checked in on the girls, but the sun is UP now and blazing like high noon. While Kim paces in the background, Renee calls Chloe and tells her to hurry up w/ the laptop business and find those baddies! Chloe spews a little tech-babble about how hard it's going to be, while Kim freaks out about finding her sick daddy.

"I don't care if I've been a useless distraction for 6 out of 7 seasons! I just had one good/empowering episode, so now I'm going to get all uppity and boss you around. Got a problem with that Ginger?"

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