As she makes her way down, one of the henchmen gets a call from Dubaku and he orders Henry Taylor killed. the nameless Baddie protests, saying that they'll have nothing left to negotiate with. Dubaku who is still wandering around outside (c'mon this is just getting ridiculous!) tells him they already have nothing and the President was willing to let her husband die. He goes on to say that after they kill him, they need to pack up and move out. Before anything can be done, a 5th henchman notices Renee. As he pulls his gun, Jack takes him out and the other four scramble. There's a shootout over cases of expensive imported beer! What a waste. Jack manages to take out two and Renee takes out two of her own. But one of the wounded henchmen starts hopping into the back room to finish the mission. Jack slides into the hallway and fires on him. But, as the Baddie is about to fall, he gets in one shot of his own that hits First Hubby in the abdomen and sends him flying backwards! It's official! First Hubby is having the worst. day. ever. He is this season's Kim Bauer. If he survives the gunshot wound, don't be surprised if he gets attacked by a pack of rabid chinchillas at the hospital.
Jack enters the room and attends to First Hubby. Renee comes in and looks confused for a split second, so Jack screams "GET AN AMBULANCE!" at her and she goes scampering away.
BA-BUM-BA-BUM-BA-BUM-BA-BUM
And there you have it Gasmii! Another Bauer Hour of Power! Compared to last week's weird episode, this one had me on the edge of my seat the whole time! I'm interested to see where things are going now. Dubaku doesn't seem to have any legs left to stand on. Any predictions? Let me know in the comments.
Oh, and in the preview for next week, it looks like Janis and Chloe are going to meet! Who do you think is going to win the snark-off there?
See you next week.
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Comments (4)
Great recap, Dogsnaxx! Very thorough, and very HILARIOUS! One point of clarification, though. Between season 3 and 4, Jack worked for Senator Heller in DC, which would explain his ability to navigate the landscape so effortlessly.
1 of 4 | Posted by slumrville | Posted on February 12, 2009 7:53 AM
Bowel movements. Heh.
I already called it. Chloe by a microprocessor.
2 of 4 | Posted by Firthguy | Posted on February 12, 2009 8:13 AM
love the recap. and i was wondering about the coffee table thing too!
3 of 4 | Posted by oranges | Posted on February 12, 2009 1:58 PM
@ Slumrville
Thanks for the clarification! I lived in Arlington, VA for 6 1/2 years and my knowledge of DC is about 1/100th of Jack Bauer's! Further proof that he is the man!
@ Firthguy
I remember you calling it. I think you're right. The episode guide on Wikipedia says Chloe and Janis are going to "clash". Oh please, oh please let there be some pushing and shoving! I want to see that.
@ Oranges
Thanks for reading! The coffee table was ridiculous! Ever hear those stories of mothers getting super human strength to lift cars and stuff when their children are in danger? That's the first thing I thought of when Renee cuffed Mrs. V. to the little coffee table.
4 of 4 | Posted by Dogsnaxx | Posted on February 12, 2009 4:58 PM