Five minutes later, Agent D-Bag is watching a news report. In one of my earlier recaps, I thought the news anchor was Thomas Roberts. It is, in fact, Brian Bolter (a local Fox anchor is DC). Sorry Brian! Anyhoo, Ol' B.B. is stating that the terrorists are no longer a threat and Matobo will be reinstated. This is, of course, news to the FBI. D-Bag is watching with his arms crossed and a stern look. Agent Erika DeadSlut comes sauntering up and wants to know what's wrong. She literally follows him to his desk like a lovesick puppy. Sean is having a hard time with everything happening while the FBI is completely in the dark. Erika DeadSlut wants to change the topic and know if they are going to "see" each other later. And by "see", she of course means play with his Lil' Agent Dillinger. She's obsessed! D-Bag is a total D-Bag...blowing her off and being cold. He tells her he has some things to work out, and when prompted for clarification, mentions he hasn't seen his wife in a week. She calls him out on being distant, and he dismisses her...telling her he needs to get back to work. She walks away like a sad puppy, and Janis immediately comes up with her stern face. She intuits that something is up, because she has a lot of experience with females in heat (having lived with two cats for so long). She asks Sean if he could be any more obvious, and he tries to play dumb. She tells him to hang up a sign saying "Hey World, we're sleeping together." Haha...good one, Janis. Sean tells her he knows it's all stupid and wrong, and he's planning to end it. She tells him to do it fast before Larry finds out. Moss has a strict "one inter-office romance at a time" policy, and right now it's all about the Boss and Renee. Sean asks where Larry is, and she says that's not the point, he needs to make sure Big Larry doesn't find out or D-Bag will be transferred to Juneau so fast, his head will spin. For a split second, Sean thinks about being assigned to protect the Governor of Alaska and all the teenage tail that could send his way. But he quickly decides he'd rather stay in DC, so he stews and pouts.
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Comments (4)
Great recap, Dogsnaxx! Very thorough, and very HILARIOUS! One point of clarification, though. Between season 3 and 4, Jack worked for Senator Heller in DC, which would explain his ability to navigate the landscape so effortlessly.
1 of 4 | Posted by slumrville | Posted on February 12, 2009 7:53 AM
Bowel movements. Heh.
I already called it. Chloe by a microprocessor.
2 of 4 | Posted by Firthguy | Posted on February 12, 2009 8:13 AM
love the recap. and i was wondering about the coffee table thing too!
3 of 4 | Posted by oranges | Posted on February 12, 2009 1:58 PM
@ Slumrville
Thanks for the clarification! I lived in Arlington, VA for 6 1/2 years and my knowledge of DC is about 1/100th of Jack Bauer's! Further proof that he is the man!
@ Firthguy
I remember you calling it. I think you're right. The episode guide on Wikipedia says Chloe and Janis are going to "clash". Oh please, oh please let there be some pushing and shoving! I want to see that.
@ Oranges
Thanks for reading! The coffee table was ridiculous! Ever hear those stories of mothers getting super human strength to lift cars and stuff when their children are in danger? That's the first thing I thought of when Renee cuffed Mrs. V. to the little coffee table.
4 of 4 | Posted by Dogsnaxx | Posted on February 12, 2009 4:58 PM