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Back at the FBI, Agent Erika Deadmeat is informing Larry that Tanner's lawyers are pressing charges against the Bureau because of Renee's whole 'Torture with a Tear' act from last week. I'm pretty impressed because, by the '24' timeline, said torture occurred about 10 minutes ago. If only our government's efficiency and system of checks and balances worked that fast in real life! We'd all have universal healthcare and be riding around in personal hovercraft fueled by eco-sustainable ethanol reserves. It'd be just like Wall-E, except without all the messy 'total destruction of Earth' parts. Oh, and also without cute robots! Daddy Moss is totally pissed at Renee, so he gives her a call. She's all: "Nice to hear from you Larry, but I'm on my way to the residence to check things out and coordinate with the SWAT team. Gotta go do that whole 'save the world' song and dance, ya know?" Daddy Moss isn't having it, he wants to know about the interrogation of Tanner, specifically the tortu-rrific parts. Renee gets an "Oh Shiz, I'm busted look on her face." And admits she may have crossed a line or two or three or four in getting the info out of Tanner. Daddy is pissed! Renee tries to calm him down, and tells him she will explain everything after she makes sure Matobo is safe. Daddy Moss makes grumbly growly faces and orders her back to HQ! She pleads to let her see this through and clean up her own mess. He says no, again, and orders her back. Instead, Renee chooses to go off the grid, Bauer style, and take things into her own hands. She hangs up on him and turns her phone off! He totally makes yet another grumbly growly face and storms off in a huff.

Larry's Mad Face #1,209

That gives us just a little time to check on Ol' D-Bag Dillinger who is receiving a call from his wifey. She's just letting him know that she landed safely, but she's got this knowing grin and horny little growl in her voice. She senses D-Bag might've had something to do with getting her flight grounded and wants to thank him with a night of unbridled pleasure back at home. After all, it's been a week since they saw each other. Sean plays it cool and never really admits to having anything to do with moving her flight up. Also, as to that whole sex offer thing? He's really really really busy and has to get back to work. Rain check? She reluctantly agrees to let him go and he immediately runs up to Daddy Moss and begs for some more work to avoid going home and servicing his wifey. What's up with that?! In D-Bag's defense, his wife is a user of the pink Razr phone, which means she's worse than a trend hopper...she's a hopper of trends that were dead and buried a year ago.

Sean is now responsible for coordinating with Matobo's security, which is a useful way of getting us out of the Skinemax-lite dialogue regarding matrimonial boot-knockin' and back to the whole Terrorism thing.

"Mmmm...smells like 2007!"

Back at the safe room, Matobo and his wife, Alama, are discussing their current predicament. Turns out they already knows why Dubaku wants them. They are convinced he wants to get the names of Matobo's supporters in Sangala out of him, so that they can go after them and solidify power. It's obvious Matobo is a hero and a bad-ass who would never sell out his friends. The couple deduces that it must be Mrs. Matobo they are after, as a way to get the PM talking. He tries to calm her down and insists they'll be rescued, but she's scared. Also, his first name is Ule, which we discover when she says "Ule, I'm scared!" See how that works?

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