Testimonials

We cut to FBI HQ, where Agent Smurf Janis meets Raymond Howell and his posse of busybodies from the Attorney General's office. They are trying to get to the bottom of the torture business from the hospital. Gold claims ignorance. Tanner wasn't her suspect and she wasn't in the room. Unfortunately, the AG team knows about her snow-job of the lawyers keeping them from getting to the room while Renee went all medieval on his ass. I don't know about you guys, but I'm torn when it comes to this Janis character.  On one hand, Janeane Garofalo is awesome. On the other, she's playing a character that looks like she has no social life and two cats named Penelope (one is pronounced PeNELope and the other is pronounced PeneloPEE). At any rate, he looks on her face are priceless in this episode. You can almost hear her laughing at the lines in her own head. Right now, her expression is one part "Oh shit!", and one part "Bitch, please!" Luckily, Larry comes over to rescue her from Howell, telling him that they have a situation of National Security interest to take care of, can the lawyering wait for later? KTHXBAI! Once Moss pulls Gold aside, he tells her about the situation with Matobo and about Renee going off the grid/not answering her phone. Janis just deadpans "Oh..." like this kind of stuff happens every day. Moss then tells D-Bag to keep trying Renee's cell, just as we cut to Renee pulling up to the residence and getting out of the car to do a little recon.

Scaredy Smurf

Confused Smurf

Emerson, Jack, Tony, and Larry Litvak continue to snark back and forth about how much time they may or may not have. Litvak is still on "Team GetTheFuckOutNow". Inside the safe room, Matobo and his wife are feeling the effects of the gas. Now, I'm not an actor, so I can't speak to their choices in this scene. I'm sure gas has different effects on different people. Mr. Matobo performs the entire scene with his eyes rolled back in his head "Exorcist"-style, while his wife's eyes are fine. Her tongue, however, keeps flapping out of her mouth like a puppy. It's a little unsettling. Mr. Matobo tells his wife he loves her and they need to just close their eyes and go to sleep. That doesn't do it for her, and she decides to open the door! Matobo freaks out and his eyes return to normal in time to yell "Alama, no!" Too late. As soon as the doors open, Emerson and crew swoop in to pull them out, get 'em a little fresh air, and then off to the getaway car. Mrs. Matobo tells her hubby she's sorry.

Possessed by Satan

Possessed by Snoopy

Outside the residence, Agent Walker sees them loading the Matobos into the getaway car and decides it might be a good time to check in the with Bureau. She calls her boyfriend Larry and lets him know about her visual ID of Jack, Tony, and the Matobos. Larry tells her to retreat and wait for SWAT, who are still 5 minutes out. But wait! Larry Levine Litvak comes up behind Renee and takes her cellphone at gunpoint. He destroys the cell phone, leaving Larry on the other end going "Renee! Renee! Dammit!" He barks at Janis to get Renee back on the line, tells Sean to find out where the hell the SWAT teams are, and then trips over a portly and badly permed office assistant. She's part of the FBI's new Long Island Outreach program and recruiting efforts. Instead of apologizing to her, he screams to "move!", which is totally awesome. Everybody hates Long Island girls, even Larry. Janis has a stunned but highly entertained look on her face throughout the whole ordeal.

"Oh My Gawd! I shoulda kept that job at Payless in the Mawl!"

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