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D-Bag Dillinger confronts Janis at HQ and wants to know what the AG folks are doing there. Janis gives him the 411 on the torture of Tanner and D-Bag is surprised and doesn't think Renee would have had it in her. Of course, Janis being a total social retard and poor judge of character spills all the details of having been kicked out of the room and ordered to stall the lawyers. She's about to confess to the time she snuck a cigarette into the bathroom in Junior High, but D-Bag cuts her off. Sean tells her she is now an accessory if a case gets made against Renee. Also, he doubts if Larry will protect her since she isn't gorgeous, redheaded, and banging her boss. All she's got going for her are the cats.

"I swear to God, I'm going to cut his balls off if he doesn't absolve me of this torture stuff in time to get home and dole out the Meow Mix!"

In Larry Moss's office, the AG dude wants to know what is up with FBI Spice. Moss tells him about the kidnapping. AG dude is not sympathetic. He's like Gary Cooper in 'High Noon', and he's going to bring Renee and Janis to justice, dammit!  Larry flips out on him and basically screams "You have to be kidding me! We're trying to save the world." Smell that? Those are Larry's balls. He actually has a pair! Larry gets all up in the AG dude's face and asks for the luxury of getting Renee back before she is thrown to the wolves. Just then, Janis calls in and mentions they intercepted a communication in which Renee was mentioned and, by the way, could he come listen to it now? KTHXBAI! Larry takes off to listen to the message, leaving the prosecutor telling the walls of the office that "We aren't finished here!"

Larry's Angry Face #1,214, or #1 PTD (Post-Testicle-Drop)

At Janis's workstation, she is grilling D-Bag about the intercepted phone call. She asks a lot of tech questions, because she's surprised the call just fell into their laps so conveniently. I no longer smell Larry's balls, and have picked up the faint aroma of general D-Baggery and suspicious behavior wafting from Sean's direction. He tells her to STF Up about the tech stuff because the content of the call is the important part. Hopefully, she's finally starting to suspect him.

They play the call, and it's the one we saw earlier between Emerson and Nichols, claiming Renee is extraneous and needs to be gotten rid of. Larry has a look on his face like Old Yeller just got shot. It's pretty sad, and not all that funny. Poor Larry.

Next they're gonna tell him there's no Santa Claus either!

Speaking of Larry's girlfriend, we finally see the short bus pulling into the construction site they were supposed to be at 10 minutes ago. Emerson hands Jack a gun and tells him to kill Renee and leave her in the ditch. Tony follows him out of the truck silently. There is a lot of silent emoting on both of their parts, lest we forget they are actually agents of good and don't like to kill innocent people!

Jack makes a big show of being aggressive with Renee, as Emerson is watching in the rear view mirror. Renee asks if he's really going to kill her. Jack doesn't respond at all. Then she says "I won't beg for my life", and he just says "good." Once they get to the ditch, she starts in again on what a traitor he is, and how she won't allow him the luxury of shooting her in the back, he has to do it in the face. Kinky! Jack turns her around forcefully, but wait! Tells her he can get her out of this alive if she trusts him. What!?

Jack shoots her, but it's obviously only a grazing wound on her neck. He kicks her into the ditch, and she seems to be playing along. Emerson and Larry Levine Litvak look on from the truck with delight while Tony broods from outside.

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