Back in the Good Guy Den, plans for transporting Matobo to the White House are being finalized. Jack is barking orders about having directions sent to his phone and bounding down the stairs, but Tony wants a word with him. Tony wants to let Jack know this has all been fun, but he's not going to the White House. Jack is surprised. He says "What are you talking about?" Bill chimes in that Tony will be arrested, and Tony reiterates that he did some no-good, terrible, truly awful things for Emerson before having a change of heart and reaching out to Bill. Triple agent alert! Tony has something going on. Jack is surprised at his boyfriend's insubordination and further more thinks it's best if he face the music. Tony tells him he will, but wants to see this thing through and get Dubaku first. He has an in on Emerson's crew and might have useful information. Jack looks all kinds of disappointed, but caves. First, though, he wants Tony's word that he will turn himself in afterwards (with an assurance that Jack and Bill will stand behind him). Tony agrees, and the bros part ways with a handshake. Tony is totally going to turn on them!! He's got a broody look on his face after they leave! I'm calling it now.
We see a split screen of Vossler putting First Hubby in a trunk, Mr. and Mrs. Matobo brooding, and Dubaku arriving at his apartment/office/whatever? It looks like an apartment, but the door is totally an office door. Strange. There's a knock at the door, and Matobo goes to answer it with gun drawn. What's this!? Dubaku has a cute, sweet little girlfriend? She's wearing a watiress uniform and says she's just stopping by to say "Hi" since he hasn't answered his phone. Stalker Alert! She goes on to mention that she's making lasagna for dinner, that her sister will be there, and that she spoke with her about the whole "giving my boyfriend dirty looks" thing. I can sympathize. My sister can be really over-bearing and overprotective when I'm dating sociopaths. We learn the girlfriend's name is Maria, and she sweetly chides him for working to much (calling him Samuel). He tells her he has to work that much so that one day, he can take her away from the diner which he makes sound like a hellhole. She reminds him they "met" in that hellhole. he gets rid of her with a little smile and peck and sends her off. Once she's gone, he dials up Vossler to confirm he has First Hubby. From sweet to pscyho in 10 seconds. He's a badass alright! He tells Vossler to bring Mr. Taylor around back of the Korean Grocer across the street from his apartment. Vossler demands to know what is going to be done with the First Hubby. I don't blame him, I've seen some sketchy stuff in the coolers of Korean Groceries. Dubaku scoffs and tells Vossler to just make sure he wasn't followed.
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And there you have it Gasmii! I thought this week was a pretty strange episode. I totally loved the whole Janis/Brunner thing, but Dubaku's little girlfriend totally came out of left field. I'm also surprised they got rid of the CIP device so quickly. At least I'm not bored anymore...I'm genuinely interested in seeing where this is all going next week. See you then!
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Comments (3)
super burrito. that's funny.
1 of 3 | Posted by schnro | Posted on February 4, 2009 6:43 PM
I couldn't have said it better myself....hilarious
2 of 3 | Posted by clndoherty | Posted on February 5, 2009 6:03 AM
It doesn't get any funnier than this!! Great recap.
3 of 3 | Posted by whiddenm | Posted on February 9, 2009 7:46 AM