Testimonials

We soon cut to the A-team who are hot on the heels of Nichols and the Matobos. Somehow, their blue van of righteousness has gone through a miraculous transformation to black, which is one step closer to looking exactly like the original A Team van! I'm glad they got that paint job taken care of in time to get right back on the trail of the bad guys. Chloe informs the gang that the Matobos have been taken into a building at 546 Adams, which they just happen to be passing at that moment. Jack asks for the security specs of the building and turns to Zombie Renee, telling her they will need her help. He doesn't mention anything about devouring Dubaku's brains, so I'm guessing they need her for something else.

We cut away to Colonel Bad-ass Dubaku keeping an intimidating watch over his nameless minions in the Baddie Bunker. The green and red lights are absolutely out of control this week. The whole room is like a weird Christmas Disco for International terrorists. Nichols comes sauntering in, with the Matobos and notices right off the bat that Dubaku seems to have picked a target for his next attack. The Colonel gleefully informs him that the site is a chemical processing plant outside Kidron, Ohio and they are going to force a failure of the safety valves, causing deadly gas to be released into the environment! Dubaku takes a break from sneering about his diabolical plans to approach Mr. Matobo and rehash a heartbreaking tale of snubbing at the hands of the former PM. Apparantly, Dubaku offered to allow Matobo to be the puppet figure-head of the military, and the good PM was unwilling to sell out his people that way. Colonel Dubaku is already gloating in victory, and tells Matobo he'll be heading back to Sangala as a "traitor." The Prime Minister takes the opportunity to correct the Colonel, reminding him that the Juma/Dubaku regime are the true traitors, since the Matobo administration had been democratically elected. The Colonel's defense is that he and Juma managed to bring order to Sangala (to the tune of senseless genocide), and that he will soon be made to share the names of all of his fellow traitors with General Juma. Matobo, of course, insists that will never happen, which prompts the Colonel to make veiled threats at Mrs. Matobo. And by "veiled threats", I mean staring straight at her while ominously stating the PM will definitely provide the names.

Dubaku take you to....uh uh...Baddie Town!

As the Matobos are led away, Nichols asks Dubaku if there has been any further response from the White House. Dubaku says 'no', but that President Taylor will be less stubborn when she sees dead Americans lying in the streets. I personally don't share the Colonel's optimism. After all, creating 271 dead Americans in the streets last week didn't quite work for him.

We cutaway to Jack, Tony, and Bill climbing to the roof of the office building while Agent Renee goes in the front door. Chloe mentions the Matobos are being moved somewhere, but are still on the third floor of the building. Zombie Spice, meanwhile, strolls straight into the building and up to security. She flashes her badge and a little smile at the guard, who lets her into the building without much protest. Note to self: Flash a badge, smile, and tell people you are on "official business", and they'll let you do whatever you want! I'm printing up a "Cookie Inspector" badge and heading to the Girl Scouts storage facility this weekend! She asks the guard to keep her presence there "to themselves", and he agrees. He totally thinks she's hitting on him. Silly guard...Zombie Spice's heart belongs to Daddy (Moss).

"I wonder if she means F.B.I., F.B.I.? Or Fatboy Body Inspector, F.B.I.?"

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