Renee checks in w/ Jack and crew up on the roof, and they mention they are headed to the service entrance. I found myself confused by this. What kind of service entrance is on the roof? A helicopter delivery pad? Renee gets off on the third floor which happens to house the law firm she lied about visiting as well as Dubaku's Christmas Discotheque. Chloe tells her to head for the stairwell, which brings her to the "service entrance", where she lets Jack and Co. in. Jack tells Bill and Tony to take the third floor, while he brings Zombie Spice along with him to the 4th. They enter an abandoned computer room, which Chloe informs them has panels on the floor that they can use to gain access to the crawl space. Jack, with Agent Walker in tow, climbs down into the crawl space between the third and fourth floors. Interestingly enough, the crawl space is totally wide open. Seriously...Jack and Renee are basically standing straight up. It's less of a crawlspace and more an entire half of a floor like "Being John Malkovich." Also, the entire space is illuminated by the ominous green Baddie Lights from one floor down.
"I'm going to look for a vent leading to Dubaku's Disco...I need you to take this convenient elevator down to the olympic-swimming-pool-sized garbage shoot and run surveillance from there. Ready?...Break!"
We check in with the Matobos, who are being placed in another holding room. In the past 6 hours, these two have been tossed in more cages than Robert Downey Jr. in the 90s! The Prime Minister once again frets over their predicament and expresses regret for involving his wife. Mrs. Matobo, once again, assuages his regret by insisting the choice was her own and that she knows Jack Bauer will be coming any second now to save the day. She has obviously seen the first 6 seasons.
"I'm not ashamed...I did it for Sangala!"
Jack checks in with Chloe who instructs him how to get around in the giant green-lit walkway crawl space and find a vent that will give him a view of Dubaku's Baddie Room. She further informs him that the Matobos holding room is just off the main room.
Back in FBI HQ, Ol' D-Bag is doing his Debbie Downer/Underminder act by asking Janis if she really thinks she's going to find something the entire NSA has missed. Janis shoots back "I can't live with your negativity today," which was an awesome line read! I find myself falling in love with this Janis character more and more each week. But I must not let my love get in the way of snarking! Love can kiss my ass. While putting Sean in his place, Janis also happens to notice that "code fragment" being used in the CIP systems again. This time, in Kidron Ohio! They both wonder what the hell the terrorists want with the Midwest. They cross-reference with Homeland Security listings, and quickly discover the target. It's Boyd Chemical, which is an insecticide plant just outside of the town of Kidron. Janis quickly pulls up the plant's contact information, and dials them up. Some crazy bitch answers the phone and Janis identifies herself as Agent Gold with the FBI and demands to speak to plant manager John Brunner. The secretary on the other end of the line must've pulled some attitude, 'cuz Janis lets her have it, telling her she just stated she was with the FBI, and doesn't that sound vaguely important? Go Janis! That's how you put uppity Midwesterners in their place.
"Excuuuuse me Chesty Mid-westy, but I was in 'Reality Bites'!"
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Comments (3)
super burrito. that's funny.
1 of 3 | Posted by schnro | Posted on February 4, 2009 6:43 PM
I couldn't have said it better myself....hilarious
2 of 3 | Posted by clndoherty | Posted on February 5, 2009 6:03 AM
It doesn't get any funnier than this!! Great recap.
3 of 3 | Posted by whiddenm | Posted on February 9, 2009 7:46 AM