Some Red head, who is totally not Renee, comes up with paperwork for Larry. He snaps at her that he can't be bothered right then. He's not as mean about it as he was with the Long Island Chick from a couple weeks ago, but it's not clear whether it's due to his red hair fetish or this particular underling's lack of Long Island-ness. He heads over to Janis's workstation, where she informs him that she's still on the line with Brunner at the plant. She asks Brunner if they tried "flashing" the memory cards, because flashing works wonders at getting what you want, especially at Mardi Gras! Janis is totally sending out signals. She would flash her memory cards at him in a heartbeat. Brunner tells her they already tried three times and also refers to her as "honey" for the second time. Janis gets completely flushed and feels heat moving to strange and wonderful places in her body, but pretends to be offended. She tells him that normally she doesn't allow people to refer to her as "honey", but that they'll discuss it later (Preferably somewhere quiet and romantic where they can discuss their feelings). Brunner tells her it sounds like she needs to lighten up and show him her tits! He also tells her he is going to enter the valve room himself and try to "manually relieve some pressure." At first, she thinks he's totally suggesting phone sex and is about to switch over to her husky voice...but she quickly realizes he's actually going to enter the valve room and manually remove some of the gas pressure! She tells him it won't stop the rupture, but he already knows that. In addition to being a misogynist redneck, he's also sort of a hero and willing to go in there to buy them all a few more minutes and allow some more people to evacuate.

He asks her for her help in the process, and she's fully on board. She says "Absolutely", whatever he needs! He asks her to pull up the override schematics and she does it quickly. However, she notices that manually overriding the valves will release the gas into the valve room that he is in right now! Brunner is all stoic and sacrificial and tells her he already knows that and is wearing the world's puniest gas mask to protect him. She expresses concern for how long the gas mask will protect him, and he tells her not to worry about it...tossing in another "honey" for emphasis! She just kinda says "Uh...OK" and then gets down to the nitty gritty. She walks him through the process, and he successfully releases the first valve. Janis informs him that's only 1 down and 3 more to go! Brunner stumbles around the valve room because the effects of the gas are fast. Somewhere in the distance, the opening chords of "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" begin to play.
Back in the Baddie Bunker Office Suite, a henchman informs Dubaku that the rupture whould occur in about 7 minutes. Meanwhile, Nichols calls him over to inform him of surveilance video from the service entrance roof showing Jack Bauer, Bill, and Tony entering the building. Dubaku loses his shit and snaps at Nichols. As it turns out, Nichols had told Dubaku he killed Almeida and Bauer, and that the location was secure. They both kinda bark at each other, but it's clear...they are totally screwed! Dubaku orders the CIP module disengaged and Nichols protests...the attack is already underway. But Dubaku is more concerned with getting caught, and tells Nichols they can continue the attack from another location. For the time being, they need to get the hell out of there. We see the CIP module ripped from it's dock while a nameless Baddie informs Dubaku they are out of the system.
Back in FBI HQ, D-Bag informs Larry that the breach has been closed, but nobody has any idea what happened.
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Comments (3)
super burrito. that's funny.
1 of 3 | Posted by schnro | Posted on February 4, 2009 6:43 PM
I couldn't have said it better myself....hilarious
2 of 3 | Posted by clndoherty | Posted on February 5, 2009 6:03 AM
It doesn't get any funnier than this!! Great recap.
3 of 3 | Posted by whiddenm | Posted on February 9, 2009 7:46 AM