In the Baddie HQ, Dubaku continues to freak out and prepare to flee, but the A-Team is beginning their assault! Jack tells Tony and Bill to head in the front door, while he and Renee come crashing down through the ceiling. There's a lot of gunfire and explosions as numerous Baddies are taken out. I lost count at 3 or 4. It was like an avalanche of nameless dudes running into a room and then getting shot. Nichols enters the holding room where Mr. and Mrs. Matobo are patiently waiting to be rescued. He barks at them to move and waves a gun in their faces. But just then, he's shot in the back and as his body falls, we see it was Zombie Spice who did the shooting! Go Renee! She totally gives angry face at the dead Nichols and then kicks the door closed to remain with the Matobos and protect them.
In the main room Bill, Tony, and Jack continue their all out assault, taking out Baddie after Baddie. In the ensuing melee, Dubaku uses one of his men as a human shield and manages to escape. However, the CIP device is destroyed! yay?! Don't get me wrong...I'm glad the device is out of Dubaku's hands, I'm just a little confused as to how they will maintain the tension level now. Renee pipes in that she has the Matobos and they are safe. All in all, quite a successful little illegal mission. Jack barks at Bill and Tony to help him find Dubaku, and we cut to break!
Five minutes later, we see John Brunner weakly reclining in the valve room, and Janis is desperately squeeking at him over the phone. She wants to know if he's still there and what the status is. He informs her the automatic shutdown has kicked in, and that it looks like everything is going to be OK. Janis says "That's great, but you need to get out of there right now!" John attempts to leave, but the gas has already taken an effect on him. He informs her he won't make it to the door, and she mobilizes a rescue team. She's not going to lose him! She pleads with him to "stay with her." Aww...just when she gets a boyfriend, he has to go and die. She'll never escape her life alone with two cats.
We cut back to the office building, which is in the process of being evacuated. A bunch of nameless office drones are standing around outside pointing up at wherever the gunfighting came from. Meanwhile, Renee is heading out a stairwell with the Matobos. They exit to an alley way, where Chloe and the blue black good-guy van is waiting. Once the Matobos are safely tucked away, we check back in with Jack, Tony, Bill and their search for Dubaku. Speaking of Dubaku, he's in another area of the office space with Good Ol' Michael Latham from way back hour 1! Latham is still being his dorky self, sniveling and whimpering in a corner. Dubaku orders him to stand, while we see the A-Team closing in on their room. A nameless henchman informs Dubaku and Latham of their arrival, and Latham begs Dubaku not to make him do "something." Dubaku tells him he'll do whatever he is told, or else he will force his wife to watch as he kills his daughter and then kill her as well! Poor Latham has no choice but to whimper and agree.
We see Jack and crew open the door and order Latham to raise his hands. Unfortunately, his hands are literally tied behind his back. He tells them "It's Latham" and they demand to know where Dubaku is. Latham just says "I'm Sorry" and Jack notices he's rigged with an explosive device! He shouts out to Bill and Tony, and they all have time to slam the door/take cover just before Dubaku hits a button and obliterates poor Latham to smithereends. Sayonara Latham!
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Comments (3)
super burrito. that's funny.
1 of 3 | Posted by schnro | Posted on February 4, 2009 6:43 PM
I couldn't have said it better myself....hilarious
2 of 3 | Posted by clndoherty | Posted on February 5, 2009 6:03 AM
It doesn't get any funnier than this!! Great recap.
3 of 3 | Posted by whiddenm | Posted on February 9, 2009 7:46 AM