Meanwhile, back on the roof of FBI HQ, Renee is boarding the chopper to head to the action. But wait! The door on the other side of the chopper opens and Jack pops in. Renee, of course, wants to know what the heck he's doing, and Jack tells her he's going with her. She tells him he's ill and it's probably not a good idea. He puts his fingers in his ears, sings 'LA LA LA' at the top of his lungs, and tells her he promises to be a good boy and stand down if he gets in the way. But, he refuses to argue with it and waste more time. He's going! Renee kinda rolls her eyes and passively agrees. As the chopper takes flight, we cut to break!

Five minutes later. Evil NOT-Patty arrives at the White House security check in for her little meeting with Hodges. The guards are all polite and call her "Ms. Eames", saying "Good Morning" and noting she's Hodges' attorney. They ask her to press her thumb against the sensor and review her paper-work. There's a moment of tension, while the sensors check her thumb-print and review her IDs, but it winds up checking out and they waive her through security. Evil NOT-Patty seems pleased by this.
Meanwhile, upstairs, Ho-Livia and Ma Taylor are touching base while walking purposefully through a hallway. Ma wants to know how the hell this dude got away with the bio-weapon, and Ho-Livia has no clue. But the dude is definitely BAAAD and has already killed 4 agents, including Larry Moss. Prez Taylor looks super stunned/saddened by the loss of Larry Moss. Ho-Livia mentions Galvez was a Starkwood operative, so Jonas Hodges is clearly behind all of this. Ma Taylor mutters a cryptic "maybe", so Olivia asks what THAT'S all about?

When they reach the privacy of the Oval Office, Ma Taylor fills Ho-Livia in on Hodges' assertion that he was a small cog in a big machine and there are other people involved. Ho-Livia tells her Mama that Hodges is a crazy old sociopath/lunatic and he was probably just "ranting" and looking for some kind of deal. Ma Taylor notes that may be the case, but she wants Hodges transferred to FBI for interrogation anyway.
Down in the holding cells, NOT-Patty is led in to see Ol' Crazy Pants who is sleeping uncomfortably on a cot with no mattress. Crazy Pants immediately recognizes that NOT-Patty is not Patty. She dismisses the guard for "privacy", and Hodges notes that she's "taller" than "her", but he won't ask how the hell she got in. Hodges knows this chick! He wants to know what the plan is for getting him the heck out of there. NOT-Patty tells Crazy Pants his actions have put "everyone" in a difficult position. He smugly notes he's "upset the cart", and NOT-Patty tells him that the bio-weapon he developed for "them" was never meant for personal use. Jonas goes into his rah-rah Starkwood routine about how the Feds were trying to take his company away. NOT-Patty tells him that the company would have been protected, but the vast conspiracy folks think he had some kind of psychotic break and went off the reservation.

Hodges demands to open some kind of channel of communication to these shadowy conspirators, and NOT-Patty tells him it's too late for that. He's already showed his hand and risks exposing all the others. Hodges notes that he doesn't know who the "others" are, but she tells him it's too late for all that...he knows enough. She elaborates about the risk to his "family", and he wonders aloud if she's there to threaten him and his family. She cooly tells him she's there to help him protect his family while passing him a little red capsule through the bars. All he needs to do is swallow said capsule which will induce cardiac arrest and leave no trace in his system, kill himself, save his family, and protect the "others". Suicide never sounded so simple!

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Comments (4)
First, congratulations on your new job! Second, your recaps are worth the wait!
Awesome recap this week! Page 3 in particular had me dying. The FBI going through your recaps, paired with the screenshot just below it - LOL! And you aren't the only one re: Cardiff's name. When Jack gave the name, the first thing I thought was I didn't remember the name being given before.
EC with the brains was great too!
And about the eyebrows changing color - very easy with eyebrow pencil! :-P
Still can't figure out where this is going. I'm assuming Tony's in it purely for the money? I hope they wrap it up well - I'd still like to know why Tony took things as far as he did with Bill, Jack and the FBI. Although I suppose greed/money could explain all that.
1 of 4 | Posted by jjnoza | Posted on April 25, 2009 8:56 PM
@ JJNoza
Thanks! I'm excited about the new gig, but it's been over a year since I've worked full time. Here's hoping I remember how!
I think Tony is in it for the money and also there's the issue of him being involved with Evil Red Head Chick. She might've gotten him into this.
@ Everyone
Just noticed a couple of errors I didn't catch before I posted! In the image caption of Mizelli on page three, it should read "Any idea HOW LONG it'll take me..."
In the O face caption of Jack towards the end...it should be RESEMBLES not REMEMBERS. Oops! I'm sure there's other errors. AlanHK, I'm sure you could find some. ;-)
2 of 4 | Posted by Dogsnaxx | Posted on April 26, 2009 7:32 AM
At first that job is gonna slam you--it takes awhile to adjust to working full-time again. I've been working 50-60 hours since early March, but in a few weeks I'll be unemployed, since it is seasonal work.
I absolutely love your screen caps and captions. For some reason, the one with the guy scowling in his employee i.d. photo just cracked me up.
Damned if I know what's going on. Y'all know that what Jack has--Kreutzfeldt-Jacob disease--is the human form of Mad Cow Disease, don't you? Yep, Jack has Mad Cow Disease.
3 of 4 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on April 26, 2009 8:37 PM
@ Pixie
Haha...I know exactly what you mean. I was smiling today, so far so good. It helps that I really dig the new company/position.
Mad Cow...whatever...I'm just sick and tired of the wincing/seizing/drooling...just cure the dude already! The episode airs shortly on the East Coast...looking forward to it!
4 of 4 | Posted by Dogsnaxx | Posted on April 27, 2009 1:37 PM