24: Outbreak!

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Greetings Gasmii! We're already on Hour 15 of this season! Can you believe it? We're headed for the final showdown. This week, it's all about infections. Larry gets a little of the "Bauer Believer" bug. Ethan gets terminal exposure to scandal! Olivia's infectious bitchiness gets worse! And even Jack starts to display symptoms of pansy-pants sympathy for innocent victims!

Follow me as I recap it for you...after the JUMP!

It's 10PM at the late Senator Mayer's mansion, which has turned into a set from CSI: DC. Larry's crew is dusting for fingerprints, and analyzing the ballistic evidence while Larry slowly walks around and takes in the scene. An agent informs him there's no sign of Bauer in the immediate area, so Big Daddy Moss gives the order to widen the search.

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Hey...look! It's the Room Raiders spy kit!

Larry phones Ethan Kanin at the White House, who is hoping for the good news that Bauer has been found and taken into custody. Unfortunately, Larry's news is not so sunny. He fills Ethan in on the whole "Senator Mayer: Dead. Jack Bauer: Still at large" business, and that they are operating under the assumption that Jack murdered the Senator. Ethan understandably flips his shit, and starts ripping into Larry for losing Bauer since they were supposed to keep him on a "short leash". Larry is all "whoa! Back up the truck, Chuck! You TOLD me to let Bauer interrogate Burnett and I was totally against it!" Ethan has a moment of panic/stunned-silence and asks Larry to repeat himself, which he does. Poor Ethan has no choice but to admit that, yes, perhaps he's the fall guy here. Larry, feeling bad, chills out a little and tells Kanin they are searching high and low for Bauer. Kanin says "just find him" before hanging up and slinking into his chair with an extremely pained look on his face. He is sooo screwed!

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Ethan won't forget his hemorrhoid pillow ever again!

Meanwhile, Jack is speeding toward the Port of Alexandria in his stolen pickup truck while chit-chatting with his boyfriend Tony on the phone. He fills Almeida in on the WMD's at the shipping yard and the whole Starkwood/Juma/WMD/Terrorist connect-the-dots business. Tony wants to know who else knows about it, and Jack tells him that unfortunately nobody does, as he and the Senator were piecing it all together just before he was murdered. Tony has a better idea, which is cluing the FBI in and getting them involved in these crazy "WMDs at the port" shenanigans. Simple Jack doesn't think that's a good idea because Larry and crew don't have the best track record of believing the crazy stories that the fugitive brothers have been floating all day. Bauer tells his boy he really really needs his help and asks if he's with him. Tony says yes, and they make arrangements to meet at the Northern end of the port. Upon hanging up, Tony makes a face that shows he is less than enthusiastic about these new developments.

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"Thanks, Tony! You're the best! See your cute little tushy at the Port! Mwah!"

In the Oval Office, Madame Prez is on the phone with First Hubby! Yay! His 5 episode hour surgery was a success and he's awake/talking on the phone. The Prez speaks too soon and tells Henry that it's "all over" and the people responsible for the attacks, not to mention Roger's murder, are all either dead or being prepared for prosecution. Oh yeah, and there's one other bit of news! Little Lost Lamb Olivia is back in the fold! Prez Taylor tells Henry about how the attacks brought them back together and she "returned home" and is being brought on board as a special advisor. First Hubby is super happy about this news, or at least as happy as a man who was Neuro-muscularly paralyzed, attacked, kidnapped by Dubaku's men, and shot in the lung can be. They sweetly end the conversation with a promise that Mama and Daughter will visit him in the hospital as soon as they can. Henry's all: "No rush...I'm not going anywhere. It's someone else's turn to take up the imperiled loved one torch!"

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"It's one of those hospital gowns with a nice, big, breezy flap in the back for easy access...what are YOU wearing?"
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Comments (6)

jjnoza:

Great recap - thanks for the laughs! The 'roid pillow was perfect!

Olivia needs a swift kick in the crotch. Smug, snide bitch. I only watch the episodes once, so question for you or anyone... Am I imagining things, or sometime within the last couple of weeks, did the show allude to Olivia's campaign trail leak having to do with Kanin? I wonder what she has against him? He doesn't appear to be nailing the Prez.

I think they jumped the gun with Starkwood too - feels a bit rushed.

pixielated:

Well, maybe we haven't gotten to the bottom of the Starkwood thing yet. Olivia might be more than just an overly ambitious bitch. And maybe Starkwood is working for (or with) somebody.

I hope this is more than just Starkwood's attempt to get the U. S. to use its soldiers in war. It would be great if Hodges wants to be President or if he has somebody he wants to ascend to the throne. I don't know why I suspect Powers Boothe is involved. Or maybe its the Australian guy who is the Veep.

jjnoza:

Oh, good call re: Olivia and Starkwood, Pixielated! There could be have been some forshadowing when Aaron interrupted her meeting with the man who wanted to know if she had the President's ear!

Could you imagine Hodges as President? That would be some funny shit.

jjnoza:

Damn. I wish we could edit comments. I do know how to spell "forEshadowing".

Dogsnaxx:

Hmm...interesting theories.

My money would be on the VP or his staff being involved somehow.

I don't recall Kanin being involved in the campaign leak business other than having the President's back/being her chief adviser. I seem to recall the leak had to do with the opponent, who would have been Powers Booth. Olivia leaked something about him to the press. Kanin worked for him, didn't he? Maybe Olivia found out the "damaging" information from him and then leaked it to the press?

jjnoza:

"I seem to recall the leak had to do with the opponent, who would have been Powers Booth."

Yep, that's what was nagging at the back of my mind - thanks! And yeah, Kanin was Daniels' Secretary of Defense.

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