At Samantha Ross's office, First Hubby and his secret service buddy arrive to interrogate her. Agent Gedge admits to the First Hubby that he thinks they are on a wild goose chase and that the PI is manipulating the old man. They pull Samantha outside and Mr. Taylor confronts her with the $400,000 in the offshore account. She gives him the old "I'm laundering money for my Auntie" excuse, but he doesn't believe her. He gets a little agro with her and grabs her arm, prompting Agent Gedge to tell him it's time to leave. The eyebrows are never even mentioned.
Back at the Baddie boat, Jack and Renee intercept the shooter just as he's about to pass through a security gate. They take out a surveillance camera and attempt to board the boat using the shooter as a human shield. Another baddie appears on deck and shoots the shooter! If there was any doubt that Team Baddie means business, it's effectively wiped out. Jack and Renee shoot their way on board and start to search for Almeida. Renee finds a laptop conveniently flashing "delete all system files" incessantly. Meanwhile, Jack finds Tony behind door #2 and gives chase.
What in the world is this laptop trying to tell us?!
Jack catches up to Almeida on the deck of the boat and screams "Tony!" The two exchange a meaningful glance and then Tony takes off. Jack performs a flying leap, somersault, leap combo that would probably get him into the Flying Graysons and lands squarely on top of his old buddy. Before Jack can beat the bejeesus out of him, Agent Moss flies by in a helicopter and gives Renee a "daddy is disappointed" look. All Jack can do is look his old colleague in the eye and wonder "What the hell happened" to him. Could it really just be a scar and some moisturizer? He looks fabulous!
The Bauer 747
Ba-Bum-Ba-Bum-Ba-Bum-Ba-Bum!
And there you have it Gasmii...we're halfway through this week's 4 hour journey. It's been a very auspicious start to the new season and I, for one, am already sucked in. I'll be back later this week to recap part 2 and we'll play a fun predictions game!
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Comments (12)
Dogsnaxx is funny. Give him more!
1 of 12 | Posted by R | Posted on January 13, 2009 6:34 PM
This kid is a riot!
2 of 12 | Posted by clndoherty | Posted on January 14, 2009 7:40 AM
I love it! Reading this makes watching 24 even better!
3 of 12 | Posted by whiddenm | Posted on January 14, 2009 8:06 AM
Great writer. Love his catchy phrases: "D-Bag one-upmanship"
Looking forward to next post and next episode of 24!
4 of 12 | Posted by doublev45 | Posted on January 14, 2009 8:37 AM
You made me spit chili onto my monitor several times, a talent everyone knows is a key criteria in a good recapper. Great recap! Welcome aboard and I can't wait to read more!
5 of 12 | Posted by Wildheart | Posted on January 14, 2009 12:44 PM
Looking for the new Washington Jack Tracker.... are you guys going to do it this season?
6 of 12 | Posted by AlanHK | Posted on January 15, 2009 4:55 AM
mmmm, chili
7 of 12 | Posted by qupert | Posted on January 16, 2009 6:03 AM
Nice job, Dogsnaxx! I totally giggled a big 'ol bunch, you're one funny lady/guy (I dunno which, everybody likes to keep their gender a mystery around here, que mysterioso!)
Anyhow, welcome, and great job, and I look forward to more of your work. I was happy I could follow along since I don't watch this show...
love to you,
xoxo
J-Mo :)
8 of 12 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on January 16, 2009 8:04 AM
@ Wildheart
Glad you liked it! Only on the 'Gasm can losing some of your lunch over a recap be a compliment!
@ AlanHK
I'm new to the site, but looking into this JackTracker business. Stay tuned!
@ J-Mo
Thanks for the support! Your stuff is hilarious, so that means a lot coming from you. And I'm a dude, for the record.
9 of 12 | Posted by Dogsnaxx | Posted on January 16, 2009 8:21 AM
The recap was so good, I might have to start watching! I do miss Kiefer- he and I used to date when i was 12 - maybe he'll take me back if I watch?
10 of 12 | Posted by TTZZ | Posted on January 16, 2009 8:36 AM
LOL
11 of 12 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on January 19, 2009 9:05 AM
Aw I'm late in singing your praises...but good job Dogsnaxx! You made 24 funny - on purpose.
Some trivia for those late readers:
The guy in the "Krazee-Eyez Killa makes a career change" is Vanessa Williams' brother.
12 of 12 | Posted by BlahBlah | Posted on January 23, 2009 11:50 AM