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Chloe Does the Walk of Shame

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As one of the legions of fans smitten with the beautiful Chloe from 24, it was with shock and horror today that I read that actress Mary Lynn Rajskub is rumored to be dating the one and only Rush Limbaugh, fresh from a trip to the Dominican Republic with a bootleg prescription of Viagra. Let's just hope he can also get his hands on a bootleg bottle of Valtrex as well, since she will most likely be needing it in the near future.

The only explanation I can think of is she is still hurting over the loss of Edgar and just grabbed the first fat, balding, middle-aged man with an erection that she could find. Now if you'll excuse me, typing that sentence just gave me a case of the dry heaves.

Comments (35)

gina64 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

You need to warn a person before posting a picture like that!

Craig C [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Maybe its just me but the look on her face is like he just slipped a molting sardine into her mouth.

(Perhaps tongue wasn't agreed upon in their PR contract?)

boomersmommy [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Aw, c'mon, Ed--Just admit you're jealous and be done with it.

BSideLover [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Wait, EdHill, do you read Roll Call regularly? Cause that's hot.

Whatever, no offense to 24 fans but this is a DOWNGRADE after Daren Kagan. True, my girl crush will never be the same after she dated Rush but I'll just call it a momentary lapse in judgement.

OD-TV [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Ew Ew Ew!

grandemocha [TypeKey Profile Page]:

What a freaky, unexpected and nightmarish thing.

Double L [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Well, if you want a horrible picture in your head... how about Chloe having one of those classic constipated Chloe looks while having sex with Rush Limbaugh...

Madeyoulaugh [TypeKey Profile Page]:

SAVE HER JACK!!!

grandemocha [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I think she's just trying to find out which Chinese freighter is carrying Jack. Limbaugh knows! He bought his viagra from a Chinese pharmacist who has connections with the Chinese mafia who has a man on the ship. That's the only possible explanation.

carewski [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I know we said we wouldn't use this phrase any longer, but I just threw up in my mouth, a little.

stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Gross. Yesterday when I heard of Rush and the Viagra, I was like 'Who the fuck is banging this guy???'. Mary Lynn... TSK TSK!

HoneyBunny [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Mary Lynn - WHY? Did you lose a bet? Into self degradation?

The only way this could get more putrid is if you were in a threesome with O'Reilly.


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bluebell [TypeKey Profile Page]:

This picture totally gives me the heebie-jeebies.

tikilights [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Seriously, who cares what Rush does in his private life? He dates and uses viagra; wow what a earth-moving revelation!

boomersmommy [TypeKey Profile Page]:

LOL tikilights--

And by the way Mary Lynn doesn't look like she's too grossed out.

sg-dub [TypeKey Profile Page]:

tikilights - while you certainly have a point, you forgot to mention that he's also a drug addicted big fat idiot who made a career out of prying into other people's lives.

So aside from that, i'm with ya!

sg-dub [TypeKey Profile Page]:

tikilights - while you certainly have a point, you forgot to mention that he's also an incredibly hypocritical drug addicted big fat idiot who made a career out of prying into other people's lives.

So aside from that, i'm with ya!

boomersmommy [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"big fat idiot..." hmmmmm, now where have I heard THAT before? Al Franken--is that you....?

WhosYourPapi [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Maybe Chloe is lulling Rush into a false sense of security so that she can taser his sorry ass and send some hardcore drugs to Jack in China. The torture probably isn't as hard to endure when you're hopped up on smack.

WhosYourPapi [TypeKey Profile Page]:

When she's talking naughty to Rush a few minutes after he pops a Viagra, do you think she comments about his hard perimeter?

HoneyBunny [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Do you think she gives him Dittohead?

hb

HicksPub [TypeKey Profile Page]:

So, in the background, I swear it said, "Hemmorhage Foundation." Then my eyes gave out...

tikilights [TypeKey Profile Page]:

sg-dub, i guess you're not familiar with the story behind his drug-taking. I've got to defend the guy because no one else does and I'll do it in the nicest way I can:

He had spinal surgery about 10 years ago which equals an extremely painful surgery and recovery. Hence, the painkillers prescribed to him by his doctors. These type of heavy-duty painkillers are extremely addictive and there are a lot of older people in this country who have become addicted to these type pills the same way Rush got hooked. And going off of them is even harder. He finally got help and I'm glad he's clean now.

But I'm sure you had a little smirk and gave yourself a pat on the back for what you thought was a clever jab.

(if you can't tell, I like Rush. I'm also used to Rush-bashing and will defend him when I can. Sue me)...

RealityTV4Me [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Talk about needing to drop the beard. Chloe, you can do much better...and I, too am a fan of Rush.

sg-dub [TypeKey Profile Page]:

tikilights - nah, goofing on thrice divorced drug addicts who like to tell me how to run my life "morally" causes no smirks. He just pisses me off.

"He got help," aka drug rehab; the very thing he's decried in the past as liberal namby pambyism. Whatever, this isn't the place to have this discussion.

Whatever floats your boat.

EdHill [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Well the man spent his entire career saying drug addicts should be sent to prison. It’s nice to see him and his supporters have had a sudden change of heart on that issue. Classic Do as I say, not as I doism. (ooh, we should totally open a place in the forum for politics!)

Face it. The woman is still hurting about Edgar. It’s just a phase. She’ll get through it with our help.

RealityMonkey [TypeKey Profile Page]:

WhosYourPapi, I came up with the same explanation for myself.

Let's tone down the political rhetoric- I read this site cause it's the one place I don't have to deal with that.

PoopsMcgee [TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Let's tone down the political rhetoric- I read this site cause it's the one place I don't have to deal with that."

I agree. This is one of the few places I've found that usually is all about making ppl laugh, not making cheap political jabs. I'd like to see it stay that way.

With that said, yes, Rush is a hypocrite in the sense he reamed drug abusers for years, and then he himself became one. However, I think it's a bit different to label someone as the same kind of drug abuser that becomes dependent on a highly addictive medication for a severely painful condition than some junkie on the street trying to get a quick high. Maybe it's me, but I see a big difference. If any of you have had to go on a pain medication like that, you know it is not easy to quit cold turkey. I'm not condoning his actions, but I totally see where he's coming from.

At any rate, the man has also publicly admitted his hypocrisy many times on his show and in other forums. I implore anyone to name one person who has not made a gross generalization about people and been wrong about it somewhere down the line...

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