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24_3-6-06Well, there really isn't much to describe this latest episode of 24. People know that I am a heartless bastard, but by the end, there was some sort of salty discharge that was rolling down my cheek. Before all you sick bastards make fun of me, and start making money shot jokes, I think I may have shed a tear. That's not to say that last night's episode was all melancholy. To the contrary, it was some of the best two hours we have had all season, and shows that the writers still have a few things in their bag of tricks to keep us on the edge of our seat. None of us expected what happened at the end, so it was even more shocking. And I have a sneaky suspicion that we will be in for a whole lot more where that came from.

If you are reading this recap without having first seen the episode, you are probably wondering who died. Well that happened at the end, so why don't I start with who didn't die: Tony Almeida. The CTU doctor tells Buchanan that Tony has been asking about Michelle, but they don't want his blood pressure to get out of control and do vascular damage. Obviously, this doctor doesn't know that Tony was able to suffer a bullet through the neck and come back to lead CTU hours later. Buchanan tells Tony that Michelle was taken to Cedars (that's Cedars-Sinai hospital to those in the know) and they don't have any new information. Although he was in too much shock to remember he already saw his wife blown to bits, he had the presence of mind to ask if Jack made it, and tells Buchanan that he must talk to Jack, who as we know is busy not getting blown up over at Omicron.

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It's just not the same being a terrorist these days. Bierko killed Erwich because he messed up with his plans on killing Suvarov. Bierko thought it would be easy to kill the Russian President, and he would then have plenty of time for some polo and a spot of tea. Everything was all set until those stupid bastards at CTU messed up his plans. Now he is going to have to go back to killing civilians, which is such a messy business, don't you know. Killing a few people in a mall is so pedestrian; it barely gets you on the front page, what with all the Presidential assassinations and airport hostage crises going on. Bierko decides that he must kill some civilians, so he tells his technicians to set the canisters for maximum casualties. I was unaware that centox had some sort of power setting. I guess it gives the worldly conscious terrorist the option to show a little mercy. Start off with some choking, move up to paralyze, and finally, convulse until the nerve gas herpes suffocates you completely.


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