The only thing Team CTU finds is a giant pile of empty weapon crates. Mike calls Nadia to inform her that there's no one there, that they probably escaped before they set up the perimeter. A too-late perimeter? ON THIS SHOW? He also tells her that wherever the Chinese are, they have an arsenal of enough weapons for a small army, and that they're probably planning a major assault. "Assault on what?" Nadia asks. Cut to Team China splashing around the sewer. Asian Mike calls Cheng, who tells him to head directly east, which will put him directly under the entrance point of...CTU. Called it! I high five myself again. But then I become angry. What happened to the days of total surprise on this show? I have correctly predicted every single thing that has happened in this episode so far. They better throw something crazy at me later, OR ELSE.
Morris and Chloe are still squabbling about something or other. She stops what she's doing and tells him once again that she's sorry and she didn't mean what she said. He tells her that he didn't break up with her because of what she said, but rather what he did - he thinks she'll never be able to get past that and it will always be in her mind. She says he's wrong but blah blah blah, I'm getting really sick of this plotline. I miss the old Chloe who didn't give a shit about anything.
Tom is briefing Lisa once again outside her apartment. She looks hesistant. "I'm frightened," she says. "You should be," reassures Tom. "If this thing doesn't work, you'll be facing treason charges." OMG I LOVE TOM. I hope Tom somehow finds a way to also get inside the apartment so that when she runs off to the bathroom at some point, he can pop out of the bathtub and yell "DON'T SCREW UP!" What a delightful imp. He hands her a bag with a camera in it, then sends her off to meet her doom. Better grow a pair, Lisa. You can't go in there crying like you're Meredith Grey during sex. Or every single character in Spiderman 3.
Bishop opens the door and kisses Lisa. Right off the bat she seems distant and weirded out. This should go well. She makes her way inside and sets up the bag in a good place. He asks if she's okay, and she brushes it off and says that she's just tense. He says he can loosen her up. You know, with vicious sex. He starts to rub her shoulders, then she says that she needs to go freshen up. But he won't let her leave. He goes back to the kissing, then tells her that he may have to strap her to the bed. Meanwhile, Tom is listening to this drivel from the van outside, and is moving his finger in a rolling gesture and, clearly perturbed, starts begging out load that she leave Bishop alone with the PDA. Tom just wants to go home and write some more ineptitude-tripping jokes to unleash on Karen, is that so much to ask?!
Lisa tries to escape yet again, but Bishop pulls her right back. Jesus, Lisa. Just tell him you got your period, he'll practically throw you into the bathroom. Instead, she tells him that she's really stressed. He almost catches on for a minute, saying that he thought the crisis was averted, but she says that it was and that she's always stressed. Good one. So he throws her on the bed and gets right down to Nakey Time.
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Comments (4)
Thanks Screampillar for a great recap. I don't think I have laughed out loud at a recap since the boys abandoned the tvgasm ship. I love the "fuck you door" pic.
I'm with you - what is so special about the kid? GrandBauer is seriously obsessed with controling him.
I'm just glad this season is almost over. I can't figure out where this is going.
1 of 4 | Posted by gotogirl
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Posted on May 10, 2007 11:24 AM
excellent recap! I laughed out loud, especially at "L'il Kim"
2 of 4 | Posted by paprika
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Posted on May 10, 2007 12:13 PM
I think they brought Milo back this season so they'll have a familiar character to kill. If Zachary Quinto is killed in Heroes, maybe he'll be back in 24 next season to get killed like Milo.
3 of 4 | Posted by Radlum
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Posted on May 10, 2007 4:26 PM
Yay! Milo is dead! It would have been funnier though if the Chinese dude shot him in the chin first.
4 of 4 | Posted by joyfulchicken
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Posted on May 11, 2007 11:26 AM